MoreBellhorn
In the Starting Line-Up
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Went over to a girl's apartment when I was in college, first time meeting her. Shared a few drinks, all seemed well.
Over the course of the night she started acting strangely -- just generally bizarre and spent a lot of time talking about herself in a really egotistical, self-aggrandizing way. I didn't like it but I couldn't pull myself away.
We end up at my place around 4 AM, hookup, and during the process she squirts/pees on my bed, soaking about 75% of it. Afterwards she "loses" her keys, so I'm tearing my apartment down at 6 AM trying to find her damn keys so she can go home. Finally find them, she leaves.
Slept on my sofa for several days until I could do my laundry.
Been there, done that. Squirting is an inconvenience.