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Went over to a girl's apartment when I was in college, first time meeting her. Shared a few drinks, all seemed well.

Over the course of the night she started acting strangely -- just generally bizarre and spent a lot of time talking about herself in a really egotistical, self-aggrandizing way. I didn't like it but I couldn't pull myself away.

We end up at my place around 4 AM, hookup, and during the process she squirts/pees on my bed, soaking about 75% of it. Afterwards she "loses" her keys, so I'm tearing my apartment down at 6 AM trying to find her damn keys so she can go home. Finally find them, she leaves.

Slept on my sofa for several days until I could do my laundry.

Been there, done that. Squirting is an inconvenience.
 
Went over to a girl's apartment when I was in college, first time meeting her. Shared a few drinks, all seemed well.

Over the course of the night she started acting strangely -- just generally bizarre and spent a lot of time talking about herself in a really egotistical, self-aggrandizing way. I didn't like it but I couldn't pull myself away.

We end up at my place around 4 AM, hookup, and during the process she squirts/pees on my bed, soaking about 75% of it. Afterwards she "loses" her keys, so I'm tearing my apartment down at 6 AM trying to find her damn keys so she can go home. Finally find them, she leaves.

Slept on my sofa for several days until I could do my laundry.
Squirters mark their territory. She’ll forever have the capacity to find her way back to your house.
 
So what if they were at one point in a committed relationship, do you subscribe to the idea that a husband can’t rape his wife? They might have been a happy couple until one day Browns crazy ass brain snapped and he became violent with her you don’t know.

You realise she said they didn't have a consensual relationship. It just means she’s lying.
 
Still with my bumble gal 13 months later. Much better than the tinder girl I dated. Go with the bumble.

The eHarmony women are better conversationalists but you just can't put a price tag on the morally casual attitudes of the women at match.com. :)
(fyi, I don't know of either. The joke is a ripoff of a comment Stuart made to Raj on an episode of the Big Bang).
 
The SJW mob on Twitter freaks out of someone even udders the term “innocent until proven guilty”

 
The eHarmony women are better conversationalists but you just can't put a price tag on the morally casual attitudes of the women at match.com. :)
(fyi, I don't know of either. The joke is a ripoff of a comment Stuart made to Raj on an episode of the Big Bang).

You bringing up a joke from one of the worst shows just makes me want to say Antonio Brown is definitely guilty. Please, please tell me you guys don’t watch this absolute ********.
 
Squirters mark their territory. She’ll forever have the capacity to find her way back to your house.

Come on Sup, let's stop taking these shots and stick to the subject.
 
You bringing up a joke from one of the worst shows just makes me want to say Antonio Brown is definitely guilty. Please, please tell me you guys don’t watch this absolute ********.

Either I was unable to crack that joke code or you need to switch to decaf.
 
The SJW mob on Twitter freaks out of someone even udders the term “innocent until proven guilty”


Something isn't quite right with that woman which is a shame because early in the piece, I enjoyed reading her opinions where now, the mention or sight of her name sends me to the bathroom to bathe in bleach.
 


Not surprising news. We already knew they were meeting with her next week.
 
tomase is a douche
 
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