At least we didn't ruin the NFL. You and your stupid fantasy leagues and your Madden and ADD oblivious mindset unless points are being scored every three minutes. Here's a quiz for you: name another position other than quarterback or wide receiver. Give up? Quarterbacks now routinely complete nearly 70 percent of their passes and defense is all but outlawed because of the freaking
millennial scourge. Have you ever attended a game without looking at your smartphone or drinking light beer? I rest my case.
For further "enlightenment," try focusing your attention long enough to read an article. Here:
Feature - GIS and the NFL: Sustainability and Millennial Fans
"Millennials, the largest generation on our planet don’t engage well with the NFL, and unless the league does something to change it, they’ll lose a significant amount of their fanbase."
There you have it, the league has lowered itself to chasing after you and your limp-wristed hyperactive pals with the shared attention span of a caffeinated gnat. God help us.