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Content Post JETS SUCK 2024 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE SECOND COMING

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Steelers with Aaron Rodgers at QB open the regular season vs. the Jete, in Jersey.
There's material for so many jokes in this post that I'm just catatonic. Too much to even attempt anything.
But damn, the slime factor and level of nausea one would experience by watching those 2 scumbag franchises
trying to play football is mindboggling
 
There's material for so many jokes in this post that I'm just catatonic. Too much to even attempt anything.
But damn, the slime factor and level of nausea one would experience by watching those 2 scumbag franchises
trying to play football is mindboggling
One of the cooks at our local diner is a Pitt fan and every time I see him he wants to talk football and give me **** about being a Pats fan. That's when I have to remind him that the Pats own the Steelers and that the last time the Pats won was with Mac Jones at QB. He goes back into the kitchen pretty quickly after that.
 
There's material for so many jokes in this post that I'm just catatonic. Too much to even attempt anything.
But damn, the slime factor and level of nausea one would experience by watching those 2 scumbag franchises
trying to play football is mindboggling

Some times I feel I'm living in an alternate timeline being created/controlled by VInce McMahon of WWE fame. Rodgers ruining da Jete by living underground, huffing ayahuasca and jerking off to dolphins. Next, he moves on to ruin another team we hate, the yinzers. A former reality TV star and known pedophile as president who is the ***** of the former KGB officer in charge of Russia, people like McAfee and Rogan as celebs. As Vince Lombardi would say, what the hell is going on out there?

 
Some times I feel I'm living in an alternate timeline being created/controlled by VInce McMahon of WWE fame. Rodgers ruining da Jete by living underground, huffing ayahuasca and jerking off to dolphins. Next, he moves on to ruin another team we hate, the yinzers. A former reality TV star and known pedophile as president who is the ***** of the former KGB officer in charge of Russia, people like McAfee and Rogan as celebs. As Vince Lombardi would say, what the hell is going on out there?


 


My preferred annual factoid (as it never changes) is that the New York Jets are TIED with the Houston Oilers for AFC East Division titles.

Both the Jets and the Oilers have won the AFC East Division four times.

Let that sink in... the Oilers haven't even been a team since 1996 and the Jets just can't seem to nudge past them! LOL!

 
My preferred annual factoid (as it never changes) is that the New York Jets are TIED with the Houston Oilers for AFC East Division titles.

Both the Jets and the Oilers have won the AFC East Division four times.

Let that sink in... the Oilers haven't even been a team since 1996 and the Jets just can't seem to nudge past them! LOL!

1996 isn't that long ago for a Jet fan. That's only 29 years of suckage and it's been almost double that many years since they won a SB.
 

And now Rodgers is bad mouthing the Jets run game, even though they hired his own guy to run that.

Worst trade in nfl history? Pay $75 million for five wins last year?
 
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