I popped a calf muscle hiking one time, You could actually hear a pop, then this blue spot appeared, and I couldn't put any weight on my forefoot. So I had to hike four miles back to my car that way, up one side of the mountain and down the other. I stayed on the ground at first for a minute or two, though. That pop was very creepy.
Unlike Tavai, I did not miss a single day's work. There I was, the next day, my cane hanging from a coat hook, holding forth on the English vs. the Petrarchan sonnet.: pretty heroic stuff on my part, I feel. Clearly, I am the more manly man. We can only hope, for the sake of the team, that Tavai is half the man I am.