System QB Tom Brady will be roasted live on Netflix

[TheRainMaker]

Anyone else remember the messageboard coming to life when Gronk said to Bill "I'm the last Pro Bowl selection on offense since 2009?" Gronk didn't know he was drafted in 2010? Lol.

Also, I can't remember who roasted Edelman saying his career highlights were negotiating playing Dime rather than Nickel.

 

[Boomer B]

It was a bit. Clear as day.

Nope. Bledsoe said today it was real. He said everything said or done was on the tele-prompter, and that wasn’t on it. He said that reaction from Brady was real.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Anyone else remember the messageboard coming to life when Gronk said to Bill "I'm the last Pro Bowl selection on offense since 2009?" Gronk didn't know he was drafted in 2010? Lol.

Also, I can't remember who roasted Edelman saying his career highlights were negotiating playing Dime rather than Nickel.

Bledsoe gave the line about holding out for dime

Im rewatching the whole thing tonight lol

 

[Bella*chick]

Nope. Bledsoe said today it was real. He said everything said or done was on the tele-prompter, and that wasn’t on it. He said that reaction from Brady was real.

Well, that’s that then.

I just read an article saying anonymous sources say Giselle is absolutely livid with Tom for doing this at all and I have to say that is one anonymously sourced article I completely believe.

 

[TheRainMaker]

Everyone at a roast is fair game. Nikki Glazer is a great roaster, I'm in the majority and thought she was great. I grew up with guys that roasted each other on a daily basis, everything was fair game, so these roasts are funny to me. Can't take yourself too seriously in life, no one's perfect.

I grew up in the 90's-early 2000's and we did the same. Looking back, it was bizarre how we'd greet ourselves with insults.

 

[cmasspatsfan]

I grew up in the 90's-early 2000's and we did the same. Looking back, it was bizarre how we'd greet ourselves with insults.

And nothing was off limits, nothing. But we laughed and tried to outdo the other because everyone has something. I wasn't one of the guys until they started busting on me. I learned to give it back.

 

[Poker]

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if they said "hey let's get a Kraft joke out of the way early, you can save face by stepping in, and then it will get people talking"

 

[Boomer B]

Well, that’s that then.

I just read an article saying anonymous sources say Giselle is absolutely livid with Tom for doing this at all and I have to say that is one anonymously sourced article I completely believe.

Yup, and Nikki Glaser was on Stern today and she also said it wasn’t planned. She said Ross was talking to her afterwards and was a bit worried about having offended him.

 

[Ian]

Bledsoe gave the line about holding out for dime

Im rewatching the whole thing tonight lol

Saw people obviously wondering who said what, so I transcribed both the Belichick and Bledsoe ones tonight, if that helps.

 

[festy1986]

I didn't absolutely say it wasn't. I said I didn't care. But the fact is, you don't know. My whole point was that it generated a slew of articles drawing attention to Kraft's Happy Ending.

You don't know Kraft cares either.

Lots of absolutes coming from you in here to be making that the crutch of your argument.

Kraft gets what he deserves.

 

[festy1986]

Nope. Bledsoe said today it was real. He said everything said or done was on the tele-prompter, and that wasn’t on it. He said that reaction from Brady was real.

Bledsoe had to read his jokes. I promise you Ross doesn't have to. He writes his own ****.

 

[Horace's Ivories]

If you watch a lot of roasts you know how good some of those pros are. Glazer and Ross are usually always on. Greg Giraldo passed away years ago but he was one of the best.

 

[upstater1]

You don't know Kraft cares either.

Lots of absolutes coming from you in here to be making that the crutch of your argument.

Kraft gets what he deserves.

I do know. I've watched him be obsessive and image conscious for 30+ years. He's flat out said that in the past.

 

[festy1986]

I do know. I've watched him be obsessive and image conscious for 30+ years. He's flat out said that in the past.

So you think that Brady is such a loyal dog to a man who refused to pay him his worth for 20 years and didn't budge on giving him a 2 year contract that he couldn't help but come to old man Kraft defense over a handy jab?

Brady is such a **** if that is the real story. Beta ****.

 

[Grogan14]

A lot it was funny, but some stuff went way overboard. I think the jokes about Hernandez went way too far and in bad taste.
Drew Bledsoe was great and I thought Edelman was fantastic.
I can see why Giselle is pissed off. She wasn't there and she did not sign up for this.
Pretty sure she would not want her kids seeing that.
Ground also went way overboard at the end.
Kevin Hart did a great job.
I thought Nikki Glaser was hilarious, great timing and delivery.
The podcast guy was also really funny.

Bill showing up was pretty amazing. Some of it was super awkward

I understand the "everyone at a roast is fair game" but Giselle and Hernandez were not there.

 

[Ian]

Saw people obviously wondering who said what, so I transcribed both the Belichick and Bledsoe ones tonight, if that helps.

Update - just added Brady's. Had most of these done from the thing I posted this morning, so it was just filling in the blanks.

 

[Boomer B]

Bledsoe had to read his jokes. I promise you Ross doesn't have to. He writes his own ****.

Glaser said it was real also. Time to let it go.

 

[festy1986]

Glaser said it was real also. Time to let it go.

Ok. Let's walk through this for a second.

You're saying that they know and don't know what Brady and Ross were doing?

Ok great.

So the ones involved in the work are keeping the work going?

That's how it works.

Stop dissing Brady. It's embarrassing.

 

[Boomer B]

Ok. Let's walk through this for a second.

You're saying that they know and don't know what Brady and Ross were doing?

Ok great.

So the ones involved in the work are keeping the work going?

That's how it works.

Stop dissing Brady. It's embarrassing.

Holy ****, people on here discussing a great night and all your posts are arguing the Brady/Ross moment. I’ll believe the 2 people that were involved in the roast. You do whatever you want.

 

[festy1986]

Holy ****, people on here discussing a great night and all your posts are arguing the Brady/Ross moment. I’ll believe the 2 people that were involved in the roast. You do whatever you want.

The two people you're talking about were not involved in the roast.

They saw what you saw.