System QB Tom Brady will be roasted live on Netflix

[upstater1]

Brady saying that to Ross has brought even more attention to Kraft's Happy Ending massage.

Whether it was real or not is irrelevant, because it brought more attention to it. This is why it's probably real.

 

[signbabybrady]

I liked the roast, not sure I'd have enjoyed it as much if I weren't a Pats fan. Good to see the "crew" able to have some (somewhat) good natured fun at each others expense... Not as funny as some of the old comedy central ones ... but to be expected when its a bunch of Athletes vs comedians.

I think if it had some editing it would have been a little more like the Comedy Central ones but it was live. There was probably a an hour or so that could have been edited out. Same basic format except we saw everything.

Peyton was part of one the Comedy Central roasts and he did good on that one too.

I used to be jealous of Peyton because he was getting propped up in way they weren't doing with Brady until after 07. But now that we won so much and that he's been done playing so long he's really grown on me.

 

[festy1986]

Brady saying that to Ross has brought even more attention to Kraft's Happy Ending massage.

Whether it was real or not is irrelevant, because it brought more attention to it. This is why it's probably real.

Uh. It wasn't a secret. And no one gives a ****.

 

[IcyPatriot]

I realize it's an age thing but I find Gronk annoying.
Whores himself out to a certain demographic with the dumb ****.
I mean is he Beavis or Butthead or even Spicoli.

Brady's love of himself also annoying.
I enjoyed the comedians ... others stroking each others knob not so much.

I would rather have heard Matt Light than Gronk.
Bledsoe was great ... he was killing it.
Downing a shot together ... it was live ...
they had no choice Belichick didn't he took a fake sip ... good for him.

 

[upstater1]

Uh. It wasn't a secret. And no one gives a ****.

Who said it was a secret?

And if you think Kraft doesn't care, you dont know the first thing about Kraft.

 

[TheRainMaker]

The roast was waaaay too long. 3 hours?

Not sure why McGinest, Harrison, Paxton, Solder, Amedola and Light were doing there if they weren't going to speak. I was hoping to hear from Harrison and McGinest. Ty Law would've been a good roaster.

Bledsoe was great. I miss the 90's Pats teams.
Gronk was good until he took it too far. Nothing is worse than "The Situation" roasting Donald Trump. Now that was cringy. Look that up.
Bill was great.
Bob was good too, but I was fearing he was going to drop his glass.
Moss and Edelman were good.
Manning was good.
I thought I was the only one that noticed Ben Afleck looked weird.
I'm in the minority here that doesn't care for Nikki Glazer's schtick. She's a fraud.
"The podcasters" were good.
That drunk guy who couldn't stop laughing (I have no idea who he is) and Tom Segura were really bad. That part is a must skip.
Will Ferrell is still living off his characters 20 years ago. That bit was pretty awful overall. A restaurant that I go to regularly told me he's a prick.
Kim Kardashian getting booed was great, but disappointed it ended so quickly.
Tom was good and this was basically a preview of his upcoming broadcasting career (minus the language). However, putting this production on was a vanity thing by him.
The Aaron Hernandez jokes were brutal. I think they went a little too far with that.
Gronk getting picked on was overboard as well. Was the roast on him or Tom?

 

[festy1986]

Who said it was a secret?

And if you think Kraft doesn't care, you dont know the first thing about Kraft.

Kraft doesn't care. If he did he wouldn't be getting handies in a whore house.

 

[Bella*chick]

I thought Gronk started off well but careened off the rails at the end there.

Peyton is very very good at this. He brings class to a roast, which is weird.

Tom was very good too, but his smile is unnaturally white. My dude is somewhat of a caricature of himself, isn’t he.

I am starting to reconsider the “real” factor when it came to Kraft thing. After all that topic wasn’t touched for the rest of the night, and they seemed to treat him with kid gloves after that. But like previous posters its hard for me to imagine Tom was OK being roasted for not giving a **** about his kids but bristled over a pretty tame massage joke. Maybe he promised Kraft it wouldn’t come up? I don’t know what to think anymore.

 

[cmasspatsfan]

The roast was waaaay too long. 3 hours?

Not sure why McGinest, Harrison, Paxton, Solder, Amedola and Light were doing there if they weren't going to speak. I was hoping to hear from Harrison and McGinest. Ty Law would've been a good roaster.

Bledsoe was great. I miss the 90's Pats teams.
Gronk was good until he took it too far. Nothing is worse than "The Situation" roasting Donald Trump. Now that was cringy. Look that up.
Bill was great.
Bob was good too, but I was fearing he was going to drop his glass.
Moss and Edelman were good.
Manning was good.
I thought I was the only one that noticed Ben Afleck looked weird.
I'm in the minority here that doesn't care for Nikki Glazer's schtick. She's a fraud.
"The podcasters" were good.
That drunk guy who couldn't stop laughing (I have no idea who he is) and Tom Segura were really bad. That part is a must skip.
Will Ferrell is still living off his characters 20 years ago. That bit was pretty awful overall. A restaurant that I go to regularly told me he's a prick.
Kim Kardashian getting booed was great, but disappointed it ended so quickly.
Tom was good and this was basically a preview of his upcoming broadcasting career (minus the language). However, putting this production on was a vanity thing by him.
The Aaron Hernandez jokes were brutal. I think they went a little too far with that.
Gronk getting picked on was overboard as well. Was the roast on him or Tom?

Everyone at a roast is fair game. Nikki Glazer is a great roaster, I'm in the majority and thought she was great. I grew up with guys that roasted each other on a daily basis, everything was fair game, so these roasts are funny to me. Can't take yourself too seriously in life, no one's perfect.

 

[upstater1]

Kraft doesn't care. If he did he wouldn't be getting handies in a whore house.

You don't know Kraft. The guy is obsessive about his "squeaky clean" image. All he cares about is "integrity" apparently, even if he doesn't have any

 

[upstater1]

I thought Gronk started off well but careened off the rails at the end there.

You mean it got worse?

I had to turn him off.

 

[Bella*chick]

You mean it got worse?

I had to turn him off.

I wasn’t even going to watch based on the reviews here but I found I was able to surf the web and keep it on the in the background which seemed to help me get through it.

 

[cmasspatsfan]

I wasn’t even going to watch based on the reviews here but I found I was able to surf the web and keep it on the in the background which seemed to help me get through it.

I just watched highlights on you tube so I guess I missed the crappy stuff.

 

[festy1986]

You don't know Kraft. The guy is obsessive about his "squeaky clean" image. All he cares about is "integrity" apparently, even if he doesn't have any

It was a bit. Clear as day.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Glad-handing ... that is the word I wanted to use.

 

[Kdo5]

Belichick torched Amendola.

Well deserved too. Go, Bill!

 

[Rob0729]

Unless I missed something I was glad to see there were no Bucs members other than the former Pats turned Bucs involved in the event.

They were sitting behind the comedians on the other side of the dias. There were four of them.

 

[Huckleberry1]

Well deserved too. Go, Bill!

Agree completely. Amendola blames Belichick for cutting his pay repeatedly, but he didn’t have to take those cuts.

 

[signbabybrady]

I realize it's an age thing but I find Gronk annoying.
Whores himself out to a certain demographic with the dumb ****.
I mean is he Beavis or Butthead or even Spicoli.

Brady's love of himself also annoying.
I enjoyed the comedians ... others stroking each others knob not so much.

I would rather have heard Matt Light than Gronk.
Bledsoe was great ... he was killing it.
Downing a shot together ... it was live ...
they had no choice Belichick didn't he took a fake sip ... good for him.

But he's our goofball. And I can tell from personal experience that he is an extremely nice person. I have a friend part of his inner circle and Gronk has done some pretty nice things for me and my family just because we share a mutual friend.

 

[upstater1]

It was a bit. Clear as day.

I didn't absolutely say it wasn't. I said I didn't care. But the fact is, you don't know. My whole point was that it generated a slew of articles drawing attention to Kraft's Happy Ending.