Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Joker]

yeah...uh...I got nothin'...after THAT azzblasting, what more can one say...holy krist, the Jets suck. Undiscovered mummies from the Sumerian empire just turned over in their sarcophagi causing floods and quakes in the Euphrates valley...THAT is how utterly devastating last night's Jete fete was...I salute your suckage, Jete fan!!! You are the suckiest bunch of sucks who've ever sucked and WILL ever suck.

 

[Koma]

A foot related tweet about the Jets starting QB and no Rex Ryan jokes/comments?
C'mon people, Do Your Job!

 

[Tunescribe]

A foot related tweet about the Jets starting QB and no Rex Ryan jokes/comments?
C'mon people, Do Your Job!

 

[n6249c]

never heard them called toenails before. was it the right or left?

Camel toenail?

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

You guys should enjoy this...

There’s nothing unique about the scheme. What’s unique is the personnel. They can blitz because they have like six above average defensive backs, ranging from very good to elite, and two elite linebackers (three if they put in Collins as a pass rusher) who can also cover well. When teams bring the house, you look to you’re best player...he’s vaporized by Gilmore. Then you look to your hot route or other options who are blanketed by the McCourty brothers, Jones, Jackson, or Harmon. And then Van Noy or Hightower (if they’re not destroying the QB) may just drop back unexpectedly to pick off a pass, which is like potential danger #7 on the QB’s checklist.

Even without pressure, QBs are holding the ball, running right, and throwing it away. That’s how good the coverage has been.

 

[reflexblue]

So darnold sucked because of an ingrown toenail? that is pathetic. Dude needs to toughen up.

 

[SVN]

 

[Bill Lee]

yeah...uh...I got nothin'...after THAT azzblasting, what more can one say...holy krist, the Jets suck. Undiscovered mummies from the Sumerian empire just turned over in their sarcophagi causing floods and quakes in the Euphrates valley...THAT is how utterly devastating last night's Jete fete was...I salute your suckage, Jete fan!!! You are the suckiest bunch of sucks who've ever sucked and WILL ever suck.

QB sucks.
Coaching sucks.
Organization sucks.
Anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional.

 

[Bill Lee]

Evan: This will be known as the "I See Ghosts" game... Why can't the Jets just suck quietly, like the Bengals do? This is a joke nationally!

Yep, that's how tortured da Jete fan base is....

 

[JetFan79]

Evan: This will be known as the "I See Ghosts" game... Why can't the Jets just suck quietly, like the Bengals do? This is a joke nationally!

Yep, that's how tortured da Jete fan base is....

I think it's kinda fun actually.

 

[Bill Lee]

After reporting Gaze said he kept Darnit in hoping he could make some plays so there would be something he could build on:

Evan: What sign did (Gaze) had that anything would be built, other than his casket, in the game last night?

 

[venecol]

I love NY.

Sorry kid. Play like crap; get treated like crap.

Here you go, hope you enjoy brutal media treatment of your 22 yo QB.


How the New York media covered Sam Darnold's Monday night performance | Boston.com

 

[JetFan79]

Here you go, hope you enjoy brutal media treatment of your 22 yo QB.

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How the New York media covered Sam Darnold's Monday night performance | Boston.com

Not tough enough imo.

 

[Bill Lee]

Not tough enough imo.

Yet in the off season he was your Lord and Savior.

Seems you are now in the market for a new QB, a new coach, a new GM and a new owner.

Just like many of us predicted.

SOFJ.

 

[JetFan79]

Yet in the off season he was your Lord and Savior.

Seems you are now in the market for a new QB, a new coach, a new GM and a new owner.

Just like many of us predicted.

SOFJ.

Na. Tough love. Let the kid sink or swim.

But no kiddie gloves.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Not tough enough imo.

Have you figured out the next 5-year plan to tank the a season for the most promising prospect, rinse, repeat yet?

 

[Bill Lee]

Na. Tough love. Let the kid sink or swim.

But no kiddie gloves.

Just because life dealt you such a terrible hand, must you take it out on others?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Just because life dealt you such a terrible hand, must you take it out on others?

Life didn't deal Darnold a terrible hand, provided he can play with those little mini-footballs you give away as high school game promotions.

 

[JetFan79]

Just because life dealt you such a terrible hand, must you take it out on others?

This is NY/NJ. Comes with the territory. I didn't make the rules.

 

[Keyser Söze]

Just End The Season

Haven’t won a damn thing since the moon landing. To call that franchise a dumpster fire would be insulting to dumpster fires.