Content Post Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[JetFan79]

New York Jets Holding Kicking Tryouts On Tuesday After Just One Game Into Season

I used to play football and soccer (could score from midfield). Think I may go try out.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Regards,
Chris

 

[PatsWSB47]

I used to play football and soccer (could score from midfield). Think I may go try out.

Good, they haven't signed up anyone yet to get kicked

 

[Tunescribe]

Slight amendment, Professor Tune.

Attention-seeking behaviour is very common among people who have little success in their lives and consequently suffer from low self-esteem. The twist in the case of the JETE fans is that their need has got to the point at which it is so intense that even public humiliation is preferable to being ignored. What other explanation could there be for looking like this nitwit?




The poor loser probably carries this picture around in his wallet.

This introduces the question of nature vs. nature. I tend to believe the Jete attract losers because their organization/people they hire/way they perform gratify masochistic tendencies. Pain, frustration and despair are what Jete fans seek to make them feel alive. This also explains why they keep coming back for more despite 51 straight years without a championship. They feel assured that success will not intervene and mess with the secure reliability of their wretched existence.

 

[Tunescribe]

I used to play football

Pop Warner doesn't count.

and soccer (could score from midfield).

Without a goalkeeper minding the net, no doubt.

BTW, why are you here and not bent over the nearest toilet soaking your head in shame? It's only been 28 hours since your "team" puked on you.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

They should have had people standing on the sidelines with large flash cards. That worked really well for the Jets turning Mark Sanchez into an elite QB.

Why don't I believe any position involving both "elite" and "flash cards"?

 

[Ochmed Jones]

Anybody have s picture of the jets owners box after the jets fell behind Sunday?

There are three types of johnson’s In the world.

1.) those that make it happen.
2.) those that watch it happen.
3.) and those that say “what happened?”

I always considered the jets owners to fall into #3.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Anybody have s picture of the jets owners box after the jets fell behind Sunday?

There are three types of johnson’s In the world.

1.) those that make it happen.
2.) those that watch it happen.
3.) and those that say “what happened?”

I always considered the jets owners to fall into #3.

What about the johnsons who say, "Oops, sorry. That usually doesn't happen?"

Asking for a friend.

Regards,
Chris

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

This info from PFF was posted on JetNation to argue in support of Darnold. I post it here to demonstrate that PFF ratings are totally bleepin useless.

Darnold was the 11th highest ranked QB (68.7). Among those ranking lower were Cousins (67.1), Rivers (65.3), Mayfield (64.9) and Rodgers (53.4). Josh Allen was 25th (52.3).​

Was this once again over some totally random timeframe? His “QBR” for week one was 27.5. Thy love to cherry pick stats like no one noticed that he was completely useless and folded like a cheap tent.

Maybe this was a ranking just for the midway through the second quarter through the first series of the third quarter...whatever causes him to look competent.

 

[JetFan79]

This info from PFF was posted on JetNation to argue in support of Darnold. I post it here to demonstrate that PFF ratings are totally bleepin useless.

Darnold was the 11th highest ranked QB (68.7). Among those ranking lower were Cousins (67.1), Rivers (65.3), Mayfield (64.9) and Rodgers (53.4). Josh Allen was 25th (52.3).​

Why ya gotta lie?

The thread title is:
If you care about PFF grades ...

Most comments say PFF n stats are a joke, or explain how the grading works.

See here: If you care about PFF grades ...

 

[Boomer B]

Couldn’t have asked for a better start to the year. Pats blow out Steelers and Jets stumble and bumble into a loss.

Cheers to the new season!

 

[Joker]

I told JF79 to get the **** outta here before the game...maybe during the first half...didn't take much to understand the continuing Jete axiom....Just End The Season. The entire sporting world knows this but every ****in' season Charley Brown the Jete mongo boy comes trotting out here intent on making that kick THIS time...it's beyond aggravatingly horrific.

However...after THIS opener of the 2019 season, I have come up with the twin brother of Just End The Season/Suffering/Stupidity et al...and that is J-E-T-E....JUST END THE EVERYTHING..it's time. Blow this green environmental disaster into minute bubbles of green fecal matter and blanket their stadium in ten feet of toxic green sludge.

 

[Joker]

"I AM FARTACUS!"



Firemoron Scred

 

[JetFan79]

I told JF79 to get the **** outta here before the game...maybe during the first half...didn't take much to understand the continuing Jete axiom....Just End The Season. The entire sporting world knows this but every ****in' season Charley Brown the Jete mongo boy comes trotting out here intent on making that kick THIS time...it's beyond aggravatingly horrific.

However...after THIS opener of the 2019 season, I have come up with the twin brother of Just End The Season/Suffering/Stupidity et al...and that is J-E-T-E....JUST END THE EVERYTHING..it's time. Blow this green environmental disaster into minute bubbles of green fecal matter and blanket their stadium in ten feet of toxic green sludge.

What's up Joker? Your post reminded me of a classic tune...

 

[Tunescribe]

What's up Joker? Your post reminded me of a classic tune...

Stop attempting to insult other people's intelligence, it just makes you all the more pathetic.

You DO realize your team's season already is over, right? Five wins, max. Book it. Levon Belch will be beaten to a pulp by week seven and Blockhead Blunder Boy will have another mental breakdown. The clock's already ticking on Googly Gaze but here is hoping he survives into the third and final year of the standard Jete coach tenure.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Why ya gotta lie?

The thread title is:
If you care about PFF grades ...

Most comments say PFF n stats are a joke, or explain how the grading works.

See here: If you care about PFF grades ...

Just as I told you, now here come the excuses. The offensive line, the play calling, etc. Darnold was terrible...honestly I don’t think he’ll be THAT consistently bad, but it’s obvious this guy is a bust. Pretend, biased grading doesn’t change anything. Anyone who watched the game saw a woefully mentally overwhelmed quarterback whose mechanics are ruined, relying on poor footwork, being led by a foolish wannabe head coach who was literally the worst guy for the job.

I can pretty much assure you that Stidham will surpass Darnold in the next few years as Darnold continues to spiral downwards despite all the protests and fake hype/excuses, and selective PFF grades from fans. He’ll have a few good games now and then just to get everyone excited, but the writing is on the wall for his career, and he is going to e just like Sanchez minus the early team success. Stidham, on the other hand, is a more gifted passer with a quicker release and better accuracy. The only advantage Darnold has is more “athleticism” suited for a 1985 prototypical QB. That, and he played in an ideal college offense at USC, stacked with collegiate talent, whereas Stidham struggled with an overmatched squad, so naturally scouts blew the evaluations.

With the Patriots coaching and Brady’s tutelage, Stidham may last in the league for quite a few years if he continues to progress. Darnold on the other hand is being coached by a quack and is quickly losing all confidence along with fundamentals.

 

[Redman443]

22. New York Jets (0-1, LW: 20)

Adam Gase on Monday, when asked about playing time decisions: “That’s the beautiful part about being the head coach, I can basically do what I want.”

 

[Bill Lee]

So are the Browns a field goal better than the Jets on MNF next week at the Meadowlands? Vegas odds are Clev -2 1/2.
The nice thing is one of the teams will start 0-2.

I didn't watch the CLE game but due to TV monopolies we had da Jete on our TVs here, and guess what: Da Jete Suck!

This is how the game went from 7:01 in the 3rd quarter on:

Sham Darnit had the ball for one and a half quarters with the game on the line and did diddly squat. Look at those drives for da Jete: 19 yards, punt, 19 yards, punt, 15 yards, downs, 1 yard, fumble. They suck!

I told JF79 to get the **** outta here before the game...maybe during the first half...didn't take much to understand the continuing Jete axiom....Just End The Season. The entire sporting world knows this but every ****in' season Charley Brown the Jete mongo boy comes trotting out here intent on making that kick THIS time...it's beyond aggravatingly horrific.

However...after THIS opener of the 2019 season, I have come up with the twin brother of Just End The Season/Suffering/Stupidity et al...and that is J-E-T-E....JUST END THE EVERYTHING..it's time. Blow this green environmental disaster into minute bubbles of green fecal matter and blanket their stadium in ten feet of toxic green sludge.

I could not agree more!

The Jete Suck!

Just as I told you, now here come the excuses. The offensive line, the play calling, etc. Darnold was terrible...honestly I don’t think he’ll be THAT consistently bad, but it’s obvious this guy is a bust. Pretend, biased grading doesn’t change anything. Anyone who watched the game saw a woefully mentally overwhelmed quarterback whose mechanics are ruined, relying on poor footwork, being led by a foolish wannabe head coach who was literally the worst guy for the job.

Again, I totally agree. When he needed to step up and make a play, he showed no sense for the game, he just chucked up uncatchable balls when his team needed him the most.

Adam Gase on Monday, when asked about playing time decisions: “That’s the beautiful part about being the head coach, I can basically do what I want.”

Pathetic, but so, so Jetsy.

 

[Teej]

The Jets have NEVER won a Lombardi...Vince was still alive when Namath made his guarantee.

 

[Tunescribe]

Darnold on the other hand is being coached by a quack.