Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

I was listening to some sports show on the radio this weekend, don't know which but the host was a 9ers fan... Jets fan calls in and says something to the effect of "hey we might have a jets/9ers superbowl this year!" totally serious. I almost had to pull over.

Think he meant jets will be ****ed like an onahole

 

[JetFan79]

Brady’s steroids

Actual thread in Gang Green. Jets fans are delusional!

Good to see you're expanding your horizons.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Good to see you're expanding your horizons.

I wore a gas mask

 

[maust]

Jete fans were excited about getting a QB oriented HC until they learned the Gase Googly Gaze is contagious...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I was listening to some sports show on the radio this weekend, don't know which but the host was a 9ers fan... Jets fan calls in and says something to the effect of "hey we might have a jets/9ers superbowl this year!" totally serious. I almost had to pull over.

It’s such a weird thing. As Patriots fans we’re allowed to be over-the-top homers to the point of laughable optimism, but we still tend to underrate this team somehow.

 

[Tunescribe]

Brady’s steroids

Actual thread in Gang Green. Jets fans are delusional!

Don't risk brain cells trying to make any sense of what those certified morons post. Stupid + terminal envy + sexually repressed + self-hatred = Jete fan.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Don't risk brain cells trying to make any sense of what those certified morons post. Stupid + terminal envy + sexually repressed + self-hatred = Jete fan.

Come on Tuney. Lets be fair. Jete get laid. Laid down by our defenders!

 

[TommyD4207]

Jete fans were excited about getting a QB oriented HC until they learned the Gase Googly Gaze is contagious...

I wonder if they give Darnold the whole four years before declining his option, or they just outright cut him after three?

Sad thing is, he still might be the 2nd best starting QB in the division.

The only AFC East team more delusional about their QB is Buffalo.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Brady’s steroids

Actual thread in Gang Green. Jets fans are delusional!

Whats the saying? Green with envy?

 

[Tunescribe]

Whats the saying? Green with envy?

Come September Jete fans are green with nausea, like their mascot Stanky ...

 

[Joker]

I think it's "green in the gills"...as in they're so drunk their three brain cells are in a state of perpetual misfire

 

[reflexblue]

Good to see you're expanding your horizons.

 

[Tunescribe]

Let's be more specific:

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I get it. HA. good one!

(NY JETS and FOOTBALL in the same meme)

 

[DarrylS]

For Jets Fans the "grass is always greener" on their side.. not that grass, the one you mow or in the Jets fans case the one you wonder what to do about as wildlife thrives in their front yards..

 

[Tunescribe]

For Jets Fans the "grass is always greener" on their side.. not that grass, the one you mow or in the Jets fans case the one you wonder what to do about as wildlife thrives in their front yards..

Huh?

 

[DarrylS]

Huh?

(F) none of the above...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

For Jets Fans the "grass is always greener" on their side.. not that grass, the one you mow or in the Jets fans case the one you wonder what to do about as wildlife thrives in their front yards..

For JEST fans, the grass is always greener on the other side of the grave, that is, the top side.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Report: Jets pursued coaches before firing Todd Bowles

Lolololol

 

[captain stone]

Report: Jets pursued coaches before firing Todd Bowles

Lolololol

What's funnier is that one of the coaches they were allegedly persuing was...

Kliff Kingsbury.

How Jete of them.