Hillarious belichick quotes

[zoostation]

"I'm a football coach, I'm not a doctor. The medical staff is the medical staff. I coach the team, the medical people handle the injuries. They don't call plays, I don't do surgery."

This is my favorite.

After he said "They don't call the plays, I don't do the surgeries". he said... "works out good this way".

 

[Patjew]

That one was awesome.

I’m not the Mona Lisa of air

“I would not say that I’m Mona Lisa Vito of the football world, as she was in the car expertise area, alright?”

 

[Uncle Rico]

Paraphrasing because I can't find the original, but it was fairly recent:

"Bill (Parcells) and I worked together with the Giants, and with the Patriots ... and with another franchise."

 

[RayClay]

I'm not a doctor.

 

[Gronkowski123]

The segment when he trolled michael holleys insanity.

 

[Hyped]

“No Days Off!!!”.....apparently..

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Well, handling a woman like her is a full time job......

 

[Biffins]

On Brady's hand

"Look it's not like we're talking about open-heart surgery here".

 

[neali]

You remember Wally Pipp?

 

[Beethree]

"We've played against better defenders."
And one that is such a classic that it is unhip to cite, but:
"We're on to Cincinnati."

 

[Bella*chick]

This one is older...from the 2003/2004 season:

When asked what his New Years resolution was:

“It’s the same every year...to try to be as helpful as I possibly can to the media”

 

[Bruins29]

“The players that are out there practicing are practicing and the ones that aren’t aren’t”

 

[Hercules Rockefeller]

"I like football"

 

[DarrylS]

When queried by a newbie sports reporter for the Globe of Herald, I forget, who asked: "Where do you keep your Superbowl Rings?"

BB in classic BB deadpan fashion: "In a box".

 

[Bruins29]

I know what happened, I was there.

We try to score points every drive - I know it dosent always look it

I am not trying to solve the worlds problems

I dont care what the other teams do

There is ****in 80 people between me the guy and Eric

You saw the game. What did we have, 30 penalties called in that game?”

In a game of no defense, we played less

Going golfing today Tom?

 

[RobertWeathers]

Not #1 but funny.

Jan, 2016

"I can Xerox you a copy of the game plan and you can send it to Kansas City if you want. I'd be easier for all of us".

 

[ralmat55]

“It is what it is”. Belichick is the first person I remember using this phrase. Now, it seems everyone uses it.

This is Belichick’s true genius which is so important when coaching football, teaching or just leadership in general: he can take the complex and make it simple.

 

[1960Pats]

Well, handling a woman like her is a full time job......

She's the best ex-Jete to ever come to the Pats.

 

[Snooky97]

I know it's been said before but for me it has defined this current run..

"Were onto Cincinnati"

 

[RayClay]

“It is what it is”. Belichick is the first person I remember using this phrase. Now, it seems everyone uses it.

This is Belichick’s true genius which is so important when coaching football, teaching or just leadership in general: he can take the complex and make it simple.

I believe the original was he is what he is, or you are what you are speaking about players who temporarily look great. Parcells.

 

[signbabybrady]

I believe the original was he is what he is, or are what they are speaking about players who temporarily look great. Parcells.