OT: Bills player loses his damn mind

[BelichicksBlackEye]

Buffalo Bills' Zay Jones in Nude, Bloody Arrest After Penthouse Meltdown

Worth a read

 

[maust]

And just like that Chandler Jones shirtless visit to the Foxborough PD looks like a Sunday stroll in the park.

 

[Deus Irae]

Sounds as if someone's about due for a "random" NFL drug test.

 

[WaterfallJumper]

I wanted to draft him last year. Dodged a bullet, I guess. Wow.

 

[Soliel]

What a no good bum.

He will probably blame brady

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

Who are we to judge, raise your hand if you never tried to nude wrestle your brother.

 

[fnordcircle]

What a no good bum.

Looked pretty good to me. Dude must do a lot of squats.

 

[maust]

What a no good bum.

Looked pretty good to me. Dude must do a lot of squats.

Yeah, no offense man but not being much of a judge when it comes to guy's bums myself I'm gonna have to go with fnord's expert assessment. Recent disclosures having brought to (ahem) 'light' that he has a great deal of expertise on the subject of top notch bums.

 

[slam]

I only regret that Zay wasn't drafted by the Jets instead of the Bills.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Bath salts or synthetic weed ... place your bets.

 

[maust]

Bath salts or synthetic weed ... place your bets.

Why does it have to be 'or' and not and?

 

[IcyPatriot]

Why does it have to be 'or' and not and?

You're right ... maybe washed down with some Grey Goose.

 

[Patriot Missile]

Hope the guy gets the help he needs. That looked bad was an understatement.

 

[jah]

I'm thinking of that hotel scene in Borat now.

 

[manxman2601]

The off-season. Time to paaaaarty!

 

[JarOfMayo51]

Well then...

 

[maust]

You're right ... maybe washed down with some Grey Goose.

Yep. Synth, bath salts, Grey Goose/Purple Drank, that sure looked like the product of the whole 9 yards. Well almost the whole 9, short of a couple of lines of fnord. Add those in and he makes it through the window in one shot easy.

 

[Joker]

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Just a typical day in Buffalo.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Bath salts or synthetic weed ... place your bets.

Or somebody tired of an upstate NY winter...... I survived four of them in college and don't think I ever did anything like that... though some of the records may be sealed..........