Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Ring 6]

Ah the old "get out of this by offering to sexually please a cop's wife" technique. Easily one of the best ways to encourage the officer to be lenient.

No he said he was going to find her f$ck her and nut in her eye.

 

[Ring 6]

#Jets WR Robby Anderson told the arresting officer that "he was going to find (the officer's) wife, f--k her and n-t in her eye," per the police report.

That cop should have immediately bashed this twerp's skull in, dropped him to the pavement, pizzed on his face and then drop trou and shyt in his punk mouth.

This is probably what the punk was hoping for (well to a lesser degree at least) so he could blame to cop and get off.

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

This is probably what the punk was hoping for (well to a lesser degree at least) so he could blame to cop and get off.

One way or another, he was 'getting off'....................

 

[1960Pats]

It's a slang term for projectile vomit.

I think it's called a JeteUp and it looks like this...

 

[Tunescribe]

I think it's called a JeteUp and it looks like this...

No Jete logo?

 

[fnordcircle]

OK is that a thing that goes up your butt?

 

[1960Pats]

OK is that a thing that goes up your butt?

Yes, it goes up your Jete.

 

[Tunescribe]

Jete quarterbacks coach Jeremy Bates has been promoted to offensive coordinator. Makes sense, especially considering his wonderful accomplishments developing Jete QBs. Before his incredible work in New Jersey, Bates was quarterbacks coach in Chicago -- another hotbed of proven QB talent!

 

[Mike the Brit]

Jete quarterbacks coach Jeremy Bates has been promoted to offensive coordinator.

A Master!

 

[Tunescribe]

A Master!

He knows the intrapersonal preferences of Jete fans.

 

[Tony2046]

I believe this was the guy that Simms and Nantz were praising for being “such a great kid”

They were just protecting their wives. They didn't want to see them get eye nutted.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

What thread is this?

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Right, back on topic.

Who do the JETE have this week?

Oh that's right.

I need to play the lottery. If I win it, I'm putting up roadsigns from New Jersey north to Foxborough, with the score of every Pats-JETE game, and every playoff game either has been in, since SB III.

You drive along all happy go lucky thinking "yeah boy we sure did win that SB III. Okay so it evened out here..."

Then somewhere in Connecticut, you get to "Oh crap I hate this part of the drive," and by the time in Foxboro, you don't have any heart left to go to the game. You just pull over at a diner on Route 1 and complain about how Manhattan clam chowder is better.

 

[Joker]

Super Bowl Week...THIS is that one week of the year when YOU, Jete Fan , KNOW with absolute cetainty that YOU SUCK. I'll bet there's a certain amount of comfort in that...KNOWING you and your pathetic life are nothing but a perpetual bag of shyt. Happy New Year!!!

 

[Tunescribe]

Super Bowl Week...THIS is that one week of the year when YOU, Jete Fan , KNOW with absolute cetainty that YOU SUCK. I'll bet there's a certain amount of comfort in that...KNOWING you and your pathetic life are nothing but a perpetual bag of shyt. Happy New Year!!!

Taunting Jete fans with matters involving actual football probably doesn't compute with them much anymore. Their focus is on the game's "virtual" aspects and embellishments: the draft, free agency, training camp, salary cap, tailgating, harrassing women to remove their shirts, etc.

 

[PATS16N0]

I saw Jets Insider is attempting to be back. I used to troll that ****ing forum hard lmao, throwing all sorts of gas on all of their fan fires. Oh, the Rex/Sanchez/Buttfumble days.

 

[PATS16N0]

Pats have totally broken their spirits since those days. lol

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Perhaps one day there will be a JETE period of resurgence. Perhaps in my lifetime, they will once again hoist what will then be called the Lombardi-Belichick-Frito-Lays trophy.

With extreme skill, in JETE terms, and a LOT of luck, consider that a JETE fan can be forgiven the deluded thought that this might happen for a second time in 52 years, if you really think you’re three years out (I don’t- but “fan” means “fanatic,” so maybe you do.) this would even be BEFORE the trophy renaming!

Consider that we’re hoping to do so for the second time in 52 WEEKS, and are in this position for the second time in 15 years.

The JETE are to the Pats as the Generals were to the Globetrotters.

But thanks for playing, as the saying goes

 

[BTTA]

Trip to Chucky Cheese?

Trip from Chuck E Cheese.

People in this state don't **** around when it comes to the old Dine and Dash so I need the guns to protect the kids.

If I were on the jury, this would be the one defense that I'd actually accept: "Not guilty by reason of insanity, having just spent 30 minutes in a Chucky Cheese." Speeding away, out of your mind when arrested...all normal human responses.

 

[Chris Stevenson]

Jests set to trade up for BakerMayfield, as we enjoy more years of misery.

 

[captain stone]

Please J-E-T-E, please throw away multiple draft picks on that immature, entitled little turd.