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  1. Tunescribe

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    No Jete logo?
     

  2. fnordcircle

    fnordcircle User has put you on their 'ignore' list. PatsFans.com Supporter

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    OK is that a thing that goes up your butt?
     
  3. 1960Pats

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    Yes, it goes up your Jete.
     
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  4. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Jete quarterbacks coach Jeremy Bates has been promoted to offensive coordinator. Makes sense, especially considering his wonderful accomplishments developing Jete QBs. Before his incredible work in New Jersey, Bates was quarterbacks coach in Chicago -- another hotbed of proven QB talent!

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    A Master!
     
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  6. Tunescribe

    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    He knows the intrapersonal preferences of Jete fans.
     
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    They were just protecting their wives. They didn't want to see them get eye nutted.
     
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    Right, back on topic.

    Who do the JETE have this week?

    Oh that's right.

    I need to play the lottery. If I win it, I'm putting up roadsigns from New Jersey north to Foxborough, with the score of every Pats-JETE game, and every playoff game either has been in, since SB III.

    You drive along all happy go lucky thinking "yeah boy we sure did win that SB III. Okay so it evened out here..."

    Then somewhere in Connecticut, you get to "Oh crap I hate this part of the drive," and by the time in Foxboro, you don't have any heart left to go to the game. You just pull over at a diner on Route 1 and complain about how Manhattan clam chowder is better.
     
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    Super Bowl Week...THIS is that one week of the year when YOU, Jete Fan , KNOW with absolute cetainty that YOU SUCK. I'll bet there's a certain amount of comfort in that...KNOWING you and your pathetic life are nothing but a perpetual bag of shyt. Happy New Year!!!
     
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  10. Tunescribe

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    Taunting Jete fans with matters involving actual football probably doesn't compute with them much anymore. Their focus is on the game's "virtual" aspects and embellishments: the draft, free agency, training camp, salary cap, tailgating, harrassing women to remove their shirts, etc.
     
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    PATS16N0 In the Starting Line-Up

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    I saw Jets Insider is attempting to be back. I used to troll that ****ing forum hard lmao, throwing all sorts of gas on all of their fan fires. Oh, the Rex/Sanchez/Buttfumble days.
     
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  12. PATS16N0

    PATS16N0 In the Starting Line-Up

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    Pats have totally broken their spirits since those days. lol
     
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    Perhaps one day there will be a JETE period of resurgence. Perhaps in my lifetime, they will once again hoist what will then be called the Lombardi-Belichick-Frito-Lays trophy.

    With extreme skill, in JETE terms, and a LOT of luck, consider that a JETE fan can be forgiven the deluded thought that this might happen for a second time in 52 years, if you really think you’re three years out (I don’t- but “fan” means “fanatic,” so maybe you do.) this would even be BEFORE the trophy renaming!

    Consider that we’re hoping to do so for the second time in 52 WEEKS, and are in this position for the second time in 15 years.

    The JETE are to the Pats as the Generals were to the Globetrotters.

    But thanks for playing, as the saying goes :)
     
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    If I were on the jury, this would be the one defense that I'd actually accept: "Not guilty by reason of insanity, having just spent 30 minutes in a Chucky Cheese." Speeding away, out of your mind when arrested...all normal human responses.
     
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    Jests set to trade up for BakerMayfield, as we enjoy more years of misery.
     
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    Please J-E-T-E, please throw away multiple draft picks on that immature, entitled little turd.
     
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    The jest superbowl is coming up, only about three months to go until the draft.
     
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    IKR? Time for our annual off-season drubbing...

    Still stings that we missed out on dbrickashsw
     
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    Even if they call it the Green Turd Trophy, that still would be a dark day for civilization. I hope I don't live to see it.
     
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    I have only one thing to say to that:
    Vernon Gholston
     
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