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FWIW, Ealy is listed as a starter in the first unofficial depth chart on the Patriots' website listed today.
Unofficial Depth Chart
So, some marketing derp at Patriots.com suddenly realizes,"OMG! Training Camp is 20% over already! We need to get a depth chart up on the website like YESTERDAY!"
The derp hands the job off to some unpaid marketing intern who doesn't know squat about football but who has heard some "names" a lot.
Ta-Da! "Unofficial Depth Chart".
"Official" depth charts are created through a significantly different process. For those, the marketing derp sends the unpaid marketing intern over to the coaching office with a request. BB smiles warmly and says, "Yup! We'll get right on that!"
As the door is closing behind the marketing interm, BB turns to a coaching intern and says, "Write something up for these derps so they quit bugging us, will ya? Doesn't much matter what you put on it. Aside from Brady as starting QB, it'll pretty much be wrong by halftime anyway."