You Can Now Eat Like Tom Brady

[Hammer of Thor]

Reading the comments above, I realize why we're all in the stands.

Hush now, it's lunchtime.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

From his Instagram post:

tombrady I am so excited to introduce our first TB12 Performance Meals that deliver right to your door! So many times people ask me, "What do you do?". Well this is one of the answers! Our bodies are our temples and you get out of it what you put into it. Check out the link in my bio for more details #eatlikeagoat

I note that it is "eatlikeagoat" and not "eatlikeaGOAT."

 

[Kontradiction]

Reading through this thread, I'm beginning to get an idea of what most of the forum looks like behind the screen...

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

I am doing something like that, except it is the Vince Wilfork meal plan.

 

[IllegalContact]

Is Gisele included in this meal?

vagina dentata

 

[Deus Irae]

Before my wife reads about these meals I'm tempted to post bail for Hernandez and go with JAG after Tom's untimely demise.

I hear you. The first offering ("White Lentil Risotto with Winter Roasted Vegtable, Meyer Lemon and Cashew Gremolata") sounds good. It goes rapidly downhill from there, though. By the time they got to the third offering, I was already thinking of how fast I'd be cancelling the program, if I'd signed up and then seen the menu.

 

[Huckleberry1]

I am doing something like that, except it is the Vince Wilfork meal plan.

That would be a bargain at $1,000 a week.

 

[Bella*chick]

All the meals sound great except I need to watch the nuts and oxalates. I don't think it would work for me.

 

[Huckleberry1]

Not enough night shades, I'm out.

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Would you all rather die at 60 eating pizza every day or die at 100 eating salad every day? For me, I'm 26 and I would take eating pizza every day and dying at 30 rather than eating salad and living forever

Is there any other proof of a heaven and hell than the way our body works? Why can't eating 3 whole pizzas a day build muscle and running build fat? It's a sick joke made by our creator.

I'm going a lil off the wagon, sorry. I'm in the middle of a 3 day fast. Hanging on

 

[RobertWeathers]

Rubbish. He should have mine from today as its a helluva lot better

-One large Dunkin Donuts coffee with a crapload of cream and sugar
-One granola bar
-One bag of pretzels and a small coffee on my flight from Chicago
-One meatball pocket w/ cheese
-One small bag of Ruffles potato chips
-Two 12oz waters

 

[IllegalContact]

I just wanna know if I eat like Tom Brady.......will I **** like Tom Brady?

cuz, man.......after eating that crap, you better have a bidet

 

[AtomicDawg]

Sleep like Tom Brady (TB12 PJs & Mattress), eat like Tom Brady. I'm waiting for my Tom Brady gene therapy injection kit.

 

[Deus Irae]

Sleep like Tom Brady (TB12 PJs & Mattress), eat like Tom Brady. I'm waiting for my Tom Brady gene therapy injection kit.

I'm waiting for "process football information about defenses like Tom Brady". I'll buy that stuff for every kid in my extended family.

 

[AtomicDawg]

From his Instagram post:



I note that it is "eatlikeagoat" and not "eatlikeaGOAT."

This is what comes in the box:

 

[IllegalContact]

Sleep like Tom Brady (TB12 PJs & Mattress), eat like Tom Brady. I'm waiting for my Tom Brady gene therapy injection kit.

Or the Tom Brady self-pleasure glove

 

[IllegalContact]

One goat can change everything.

Watch Video About How Goat Changes Lives

Watch Video About How Goat & 2 Chickens Changes Lives

 

[FCB02062]

The sample pictures look like bird food.... And portions look about big enough to feed a 10 year old....

 

[JarOfMayo51]

I'd want to know if the ingredients are already prepped. I did Blue Apron for a while but it became a pain in the ass to prep the ingredients. Sometimes it would take 45 minutes just to do that. The menu they listed looks pretty appetizing though.

Yea I had a similar experience, combined with the fact that you can't pick any 3 of the 6 and it basically pidgeon holes you into your choices after your first selection turned me off from it

 

[TennisBallHead]

Right after I buy the $7000 mattresses and $200 cookbooks, and all the other crap he's been hawking recently.