Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[JetFan79]

yeah, but it SQUASHED your puny,unfounded hope that THIS season would be the Rats time to rise to the top. Again, that annoying Rat fan habit of minimizing by using disingenuous phrasing. It's a coping mechanism, obviously. I should hazard a guess that even Pats would fans would resort to such pathetic tactics if the Pats were a completely shytstink franchise on the level of the NY Jets.

Fitz single-handedly (or rather single-extremely-puny-weak-armedly) squashed any hopes this season. Hope the POS gets beard mites.

The Pats had nuttin' to do with squashing the Jets' hopes. Didn't even play each other until late Nov. The season was over in early October.

You're allowing yourself to be a typical Homer. Not everything revolves around or relates to your team. C'mon man, I was beginning to think you were somewhat intelligent. Perhaps I was wrong.

 

[Tunescribe]

Fitz single-handedly (or rather single-extremely-puny-weak-armedly) squashed any hopes this season.

Your utter cluelessness blares like a foghorn with that statement. You truly believe that Pity, Gee-No! or Quackenbush (a high draft choice who didn't see ONE SNAP all year) would have won you more games? Mediocre defense, poor special teams, a crummy offensive line hurt by injuries, lack of coaching leadership and awful personnel management (no tight end, etc.) is more to blame than your scapegoat Fizzlepick. No quarterback would've salvaged New Jersey's season, especially from your team's roster. Without Fizzle it would have been even worse!

I got a laugh from a report yesterday that Woody's ridiculous ambassadorship to Britain means he will relinquish "day-to-day operations" of the Jets to some front-office underling. DAY-TO-DAY OPERATIONS?! I almost can't wait 'til the 2017 season to witness the next chapter of this goofed-up train wreck. Jets season beats anything on Comedy Central hands-down.

 

[Joker]

Fitz single-handedly (or rather single-extremely-puny-weak-armedly) squashed any hopes this season. Hope the POS gets beard mites.

The Pats had nuttin' to do with squashing the Jets' hopes. Didn't even play each other until late Nov. The season was over in early October.
sure it did. Every single one of you rat ba$tard front runners were blabbing up a storm about the Pats being screwed and giving your green scum a head start in the division. There you go again..minimizing disingenuously. I don't imagine you understand what I'm saying due to your utter paucity of intelligence

You're allowing yourself to be a typical Homer. Not everything revolves around or relates to your team. C'mon man, I was beginning to think you were somewhat intelligent. Perhaps I was wrong.
you are BEGINNING to think? Hard to believe, but OK. When you get that first flash of synaptic activity perhaps you'll understand how woefully out of your depth you are.

You're right about one thing, the Pats have had NOTHING to do with your utter crap stink of a franchise. Your "precious" has done it all on its own...

 

[Tunescribe]

Yes.



We disagree. The entire team fell apart in large part due to Fitz's crap play and then the decision to keep playing him.



Again we disagree. I don't think you either really watched Fitz play or you don't know how to judge a quarterback beyond simple stats (which sucked as well). Fitz was absolutely HORRIBLE.

First off, any QB not making 12mil would have been better because we paid that 12mil to waste the season.

Secondly, Geno would have done better. Would it have made the Jets a playoff team? Who knows. Odds are against it though for sure.

Suggesting Gee-No! would've been an improvement over Fizzlepick is insanity. Suggesting Fizzlepick is the reason things fell apart is willful ignorance of what I itemized for you. But I guess you really wouldn't be a Jets fan without a few truckloads of bizarre rationalization.

 

[Joker]

A FEW truck loads? They OWN the whole shipping company for krissakes...

 

[Brick27]

Every day I wake up, I thank God for my health...and for not being a Jets fan.

 

[1960Pats]

Every day I wake up, I thank God for my health...and for not being a Jets fan.

In that order?

 

[1960Pats]

So the latest is that someone on the Jets, the team without a starting QB, is unhappy with their 4th string QB too. Really? What a shocker.

 

[slam]

Wild prediction: Jets trade for their 2017 starting QB, Trevor Semian after Broncos get a vet like Romo.

 

[Wordsmyth]

Suggesting Gee-No! would've been an improvement over Fizzlepick is insanity. Suggesting Fizzlepick is the reason things fell apart is willful ignorance of what I itemized for you. But I guess you really wouldn't be a Jets fan without a few truckloads of bizarre rationalization.

Fizzlepick...heh.

 

[Tunescribe]

In that order?

They seem to be related, at least regarding mental health. Now, this could lead to a chicken-or-egg question: do the Jets simply attract the cognitively challenged, or does close exposure to the team over time create mental deficiency? I've also suspected a genetic predisposition considering multi-generational affliction observed in family units (much like alcoholism).

As always in situations like this, the most tragic victims are children. Pray for the children.

 

[1960Pats]

They seem to be related, at least regarding mental health. Now, this could lead to a chicken-or-egg question: do the Jets simply attract the cognitively challenged, or does close exposure to the team over time create mental deficiency? I've also suspected a genetic predisposition considering multi-generational affliction observed in family units (much like alcoholism).

As always in situations like this, the most tragic victims are children. Pray for the children.

If I had to guess I'd say it's genetic. They're trying to purify their suck gene.

 

[patfanken]

I found this wandering through GangGreen in a thread where Jet fans were commiserating with eachother. It was both laugh out loud funny, eeriely true, garishly vivid, and something I thought should be shared by us all

"The Jets don't **** you like a hot chick with a short skirt.

The Jets **** you like your new cellmate with the face tattoo that introduces himself to you by punching out all your front teeth so you can't bite his ****. "

Now THAT my friends, is a f*cking metaphor,

"

 

[Boomer B]

You're right about one thing, the Pats have had NOTHING to do with your utter crap stink of a franchise. Your "precious" has done it all on its own...

Thanks for the video Joker! That's comedy gold right there! Classic when JETS fans were chanting for Warren Sapp (Hall of Famer) and they drafted Kyle Brady. Ineptitude at its finest!

 

[Mike the Brit]

I found this wandering through GangGreen in a thread where Jet fans were commiserating with eachother. It was both laugh out loud funny, eeriely true, garishly vivid, and something I thought should be shared by us all

"The Jets don't **** you like a hot chick with a short skirt.

The Jets **** you like your new cellmate with the face tattoo that introduces himself to you by punching out all your front teeth so you can't bite his ****. "

Now THAT my friends, is a f*cking metaphor,

"

And drawn from experience, no doubt ...

 

[ForThoseAboutToRock]

Fitz single-handedly (or rather single-extremely-puny-weak-armedly) squashed any hopes this season. Hope the POS gets beard mites.

The Pats had nuttin' to do with squashing the Jets' hopes. Didn't even play each other until late Nov. The season was over in early October.

You're allowing yourself to be a typical Homer. Not everything revolves around or relates to your team. C'mon man, I was beginning to think you were somewhat intelligent. Perhaps I was wrong.

Has this been posted around here yet?

 

[JetFan79]

Has this been posted around here yet?

It has. But it is worthy of re-posts. Hilarious.

 

[AtomicDawg]

It has. But it is worthy of re-posts. Hilarious.

2:40 is when I really lost it. Funny stuff.

 

[FrodoBagginz]

In the free space exploration game Space Engine, I discovered a new Black Hole in the Andromeda Galaxy. We all know that the Jets suck, but nothing sucks more in the Universe than a Black Hole. So, obviously, I've given the Black Hole a well deserving name.

Behold the New York Jets in all it's glory...

 

[WinstonSmith]

Reaching my football junkie tipping point after suffering through most of another boring as f@#% slate of nfl playoff games, I couldn't take it anymore and started to search for a movie to help quell my overwhelming sense of boredom and dread. I saw a Kurt Russell western that had a high critic score number, Bone Tomahawk, and thought, why not.

Liimited spoilers below.

Let me just say holy crap...I was expecting a darker Tombstone and was ehh slightly surprised... let's just say that it has a scene that is almost unwatchable due to a full assault on the senses depiction of a character's extremely brutal, violent and gruesome torture and death.

Being slightly squeamish I contemplated switching to something on the History channel when it struck me that this scene was eerily reminiscent of what the Patriots did to Sanchez’s career during the fateful Butt fumble game. With that thought I was able to continue watching the movie with a smile on my face.