Free Agent LB Jason Worilds retires to dedicate his life to religion

[FrodoBagginz]

Here are Jesus' numbers.


Breakdown

Positives - Has every intangible you could ask for. Selfless. Puts the team first. Seems to make miracles happen on the field. Foot work is pretty incredible with ability to have great footing in every game situation particularly wet ones. Solid team leader and will no doubt be elected a captain. Good work ethic and very knowledgeable about the game and pretty much everything else.

We already have someone like this on the team. Pass.

 

[primetime]

"To dedicate his life to religion."

Can you picture Jesus breaking the huddle?

I mean, Jesus was a carpenter for like 20 years. He didn't really dedicate himself to religion or rebellion or both (depending on whatever point of view you hold) until the last year or two of his life.

 

[catent]

gg, Worilds

 

[fnordcircle]

Man, this thread is a lot more boring than I wanted. Stupid religious tolerance.

 

[Concussion Protocol]

Mayock says Jesus has plenty of "sand in his pants"

 

[Tunescribe]

That's pretty cool -- Jesus knows the read option.

 

[IcyPatriot]

The man that started it all with the free love ...

 

[Gronkowski123]

good for him, as long as he isn't joining isis.

 

[fair catch fryar]

"To dedicate his life to religion."

Can you picture Jesus breaking the huddle?

Sure.He wears #12 and plays for the Patriots

good for him, as long as he isn't joining isis.

Is that really any worse than playing for the Jets?