The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

[Deus Irae]

Where?

Michael Kay heard whisper Idzik and Rex fired Monday | JetsInsider

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

http://es.redskins.com/topic/384369-explain-to-me-the-butt-fumble/

Came across this today and could not stop laughing. It's fun to read what other fans thought of this iconic moment in sports history.

Priceless!!!!

Three touchdowns - 53 seconds. Here's the sequence always worth recounting...

2nd quarter: In Pats territory Sanchez handoff to Shonne Greene who runs into a pile of players, and the ball inexplicably rockets forward 20 yards. Pats recover!

Brady quickly tosses an 83 yard TD to Ben Vereen.

On their 1st series Sanchez in a classic example of un-athletic spasticity runs face first as if aimed into his line person's ass (Bonus point: lineman pushed back there by Vince Effing Wilfork) and fumbles the ball which the Pats recover on the run and score the league's very first ever "Butt Six!"

As the stunned Jets regroup & receive the KO, a jarring hit knocks the ball loose which sails 15 yards through the air right into EdelSquirrel's hands more accurately than a TFB pass. Without breaking stride, EdelBunny scores the 3rd TD in 53 seconds elapsed time.

All this in front of a national Thanksgiving audience caused Jets ultimate rump swab former Dolphins fan Fireman Ed to exit the stadium in disgust never to return in his fan persona.

You cannot beat this.

 

[PATS16N0]

New York Jets @nyjets
RT @eallenjets Jets are practicing inside today and they had a mini-helicopter flying inside the fieldhouse. Looked like there was a `Go Jet` sign attached

 

[SVN]

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11831452/banner-toting-toy-plane-lightens-mood-new-york-jets-practice

 

[Koma]

New York Jets @nyjets
RT @eallenjets Jets are practicing inside today and they had a mini-helicopter flying inside the fieldhouse. Looked like there was a `Go Jet` sign attached

I want to call that lame, but that doesn't capture how pathetic that stunt is.

"We haven't won since opening day, but you know what would be funny..."

 

[Joker]

yeah, that's an example of "play like a Jet" focus. Bring toys to practice and play with them instead of paying attention to the game plan and doing reps.

 

[Joker]

 

[PATS16N0]

Awkward lol

 

[Pacific Coast Patriot]

The New York Jets Flying Circus.

 

[Bill Lee]

Jetmageddon...at last.

I'm going with "Jetarrhea" or "Jetsyntery", it's all a huge unenjoyable bowel movement...

 

[OhExaulted1]

Frankly, I find this entire season of theirs Jetsterical.

 

[FrodoBagginz]

I'm rooting for the Jets to beat the Steelers. Jets are no threat to us at this point so I would laugh my *** off if the Steelers lost to the pathetic Jets.

 

[goheels22002]

http://es.redskins.com/topic/384369-explain-to-me-the-butt-fumble/

Came across this today and could not stop laughing. It's fun to read what other fans thought of this iconic moment in sports history.

Amazing thread. It took a while, but they actually got to the Butt Fumble's coup de grace: the retirement of Fireman Ed!

 

[ATippett56]

There are apparently reports that Rex and/or Idzik will be fired on Monday.

Firing squad?

If so, make sure that RageRage19 is blindfolded as well.

Cigarette?

 

[BTTA]

I'm rooting for the Jets to beat the Steelers. Jets are no threat to us at this point so I would laugh my *** off if the Steelers lost to the pathetic Jets.

Plus, it would be interpreted as incontrovertible proof that Rex has turned the team around and should be signed to an extension.

 

[Love The Drake]

What I don't want to see the Jets take a 2 for one and grab Caserio and McDaniels as their GM and Head Coach; it be brilliant because it strengthens them and weakens us.

Plus McDaniels has beaten BB once as a coach; if I was Woody Johnson I would be all in on that.

What I hope happens: they keep Idzik and hire Bevell or Harbough as head coach, and draft Jameis Winston.

This would keep them in Mediocrity.

What I don't want to happen they poach our coaches and draft Mariotta or Hackenberg.

What am I saying its the Jets they will more than likely hire Jack Del Rio as head coach.

 

[doesntmatter1]

After watching the Jets, I have come to the conclusion that the QB position is not that important. Maybe the jets should just phase the position away like the league has done with fullbacks, lol.

Hear me out, I'm trying to type this w/ a straight face (it's hard): if they ran nothing but runs, reverses, etc they will most likely have a better record than 1-8. Now all we have to do is get Woody to understand that Mariota and Winston are useless. When this catches on, you will see t-shirts that say Just End The Spirals.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

What I don't want to see the Jets take a 2 for one and Grab Caserio and McDaniels as their GM Head Coach it be brilliant because it Strengthens them and weakens us.

If they're stupid enough to take that job, then they shouldn't have been here in the first place.

 

[PATS16N0]

This season just keeps getting better and better for Jet hate.

Mike Pettine is a definite HC of the year candidate, and the Browns are looking really good and should only ascend from here. If they won't give it to Belichick, I'd love to see Pettine get it as another FU to the Jets and a new testament to their dysfunction and stupidity.

Revis playing shut down for New England's defense, Pettine building a play off contender out of the ashes of Cleveland misery, and a possible resurrection of Mark Sanchez in a play off hunt are three huge slaps in the face to a Rex Ryan circus that is 1-8.

I mean... am I leaving anything out here? Am I forgetting someone?

All the chickens are coming home to roost. Roost? Roast? I don't freaking know

I just know the Jets are freaking terrible.

 

[woolster22]

After watching the Jets, I have come to the conclusion that the qb position is not that important. Maybe the jets should just phase the position away like the league has done with fullbacks lol.

Hear me out, I'm trying to type this w/ a straight face(it's hard), if they ran nothing but runs, reverses, etc they will most likely have a better record than 1-8. Now all we have to do is get Woody to understand that Mariota and Winston are useless. When this catches on, you will see t-shirts that say Just End The Spirals.

Why would we want them to think Winston is useless. Much like my trade for Tebow wet dream, the Jets drafting Winston ensures conflict, bad press, Woody making sure his guy plays, and a few more years of jet dysfunction.

Sure, Winston may be talented enough to land them a wild card or two, but that fool is no franchise qb. He will become unglued, and may even find himself suspended for BigBenesqu thuggery. If not that, I'm sure he'll miss a meeting because he ****ing felt like it, not because he screwed up his 25k watch while out west.

let's not forget, all that million dollar talent will be brought down by a two cent head, and the jets will stay in the middle of the draft, presumably without Ryan to steal blue chip dlineman. Instead, the idiot's that be will take the third wr/first RB in order to give their shiny new qb "weapons."

Winston to Jets is easily two years of SOJ suffering.