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Content Post The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

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Ge-no's channeling Lil'marky and it will be the end of wrecks.
 
Remember Sal Alosi's infamous tripping incident from 2010? Green Beans coaches' sideline cheating shenanigans resurfaced yesterday:

Jets vs. Ravens: Instant analysis and quick hits | NJ.com

The Jets lost linebacker Demario Davis in the third quarter after a brutal block by Courtney Upshaw on a Ravens punt return. Davis took a knee on the sideline before he headed to the locker room, and the Jets announced Davis would not return due to a chest injury.

Making things worse, the Jets were called for an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after a coach interfered with an official on the sidelines on the play.
 
Ryan didn’t build much suspense during his Monday meeting with the media before announcing that Geno Smith will remain in the starting job.

Jets sticking with Geno Smith | ProFootballTalk

 
a few years back, I remember a lot of members telling me to cool it with the "Jets Suck" meme...and I sort of acknowledge that yes, I get rather pathological about certain things from time to time BUT...I think it's safe to say that the suck known as the NY Jets is as true an axiom as any math proof in history.

Today, fresh off the four hundred gallons of hemlock served up to the green Suckrates(see who gets THIS obscure historical reference), we stand at a green crossroads...and both roads lead DOWN into the shytter.For YOU and all you do, THIS suck's for YOU, Jet fan...

 
a few years back, I remember a lot of members telling me to cool it with the "Jets Suck" meme...and I sort of acknowledge that yes, I get rather pathological about certain things from time to time BUT...I think it's safe to say that the suck known as the NY Jets is as true an axiom as any math proof in history.

Today, fresh off the four hundred gallons of hemlock served up to the green Suckrates(see who gets THIS obscure historical reference), we stand at a green crossroads...and both roads lead DOWN into the shytter.For YOU and all you do, THIS suck's for YOU, Jet fan...



They will suck only until the season is over ...

Then they will become great from February until September just like every year ...

Whomever they draft in round 1 will be the Moses of the 2014 season ...
 
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This moron must have wrote this story last night and then uploaded it this morning before he checked the sports news ... typical Jets Azz-Hole.

New York Jets Week 12: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly - The Jet Press - A New York Jets Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and more.

By Craig Hoffman - Nov 25th, 2013 at 11:00 am

4) The Dolphins, Patriots and Giants lost -
At least the Jets rivals lost that takes the sting off just a little bit. There isn’t much good to speak of from this Jets game so I need to reach a little bit but I know I did feel a bit better when the Giants lost as time expired and Cam Newton led the Panthers back from 16-3 down to beat the Dolphins.
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Husband, father & Jets fan amongst other things. Been a fan since 1983
friggin moron ... must be friends with Moga .............. :wacko:
 
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and now...we take a trip back in the Patriots time machine to the month of November in 2011...comedy gold from the Gangrenous Gag Gags....


Joker - Nov 15, 2011 4:04 am Total: 17124)




Posts: 7953


Here's to the BIGGEST BUNCH OF DOUCHEBAGS in sports history...arrogant
bigmouthed SUCKERS...



*Remember last week: Jets edition
November, 14, 2011
Nov 14
10:00
AM ET







By James Walker
You knew this was coming after all the trash talking in the AFC East
blog last week. The New England Patriots took control of the division
with a dominating 37-16 victory over the New York Jets.

Let's get right to the festivities.

Enjoy.

JagWebb writes: I'm figuring top two teams in the AFC East after this
weekend will not include the Patriots.

Bdongreen writes: Just wait until the Jets take the division and Buffalo
comes in second. Haha. I'd love to see what Pats fans have to say then.

Mr. Schickadance writes: The Jets will take control and win the
division, and the Pats will miss the playoffs because of the surging Bills.

Reillano77 writes: They say a sucker is born every minute. Good luck
with your prediction. I think their reign has ended, and the Jets will
be the AFC East Dynasty for the next decade.

More Reillano77: BTW, Cam Newton looks more impressive than Tom Brady,
and he's a rookie!

Itsatarp writes: I hearby nominate this article for the end of the
season "Remember when..." piece. If the Patriots do not win the
division, this will make for some nice reflections.

SeanLDurham82 via Twitter writes: Sooooo according to @espn_afceast the
Patriots will win the AFC East because their 32nd ranked defense can
only get better?

Kinger1872 writes: The Pats will not win the division this is a pretty
hilarious article. Walker must wear UGGS hahahah.

Northyaboy writes: Jets need to put a LB on Chad Ochocinco and save the
real cover corners for there tight ends.

JetsFan19741974 writes: I think Sione Pouha can cover Chad [Ochocinco].

Jetsfansince68 writes: I predict the Jets win this game going away. The
Patriots offense has been figured out by the league. Welker is nicked
up. Woodhead is not as productive. Their defense is last in the league.
There really isn't anything here to be afraid beyond Brady and he looks
a little shell-shocked.

Unclelido writes: NO CHANCE THAT A LAST PLACE DEFENSE WILL EVER WIN
ANYTHING. BYE BYE PATSIES. YOU WILL LOSE BY 30 SUNDAY NIGHT.

Carl_Wheezer101 writes: THE JETS D IS SO MUCH BETER. THE PATS HAVE NO
CHANCE.

Dave 557 writes: Do the Mark Sanchez!!!

Dontflichmarksanchez writes: Everyone just sit back, relax, and watch
the jets win by 10.

HeAintGonEmailU via Twitter writes: Jets, 45 - 3. Yep.
Iamtheboag21 writes: Brady is on a downward trajectory. His best
years are behind him. Plus BB and the front office are looking foolish
for their offseason moves and BB is obviously having problems coaching
his defensive unit (thought he was a defensive minded coach)? Put
simply, the Pats are trash without Brady...a whole bunch of nobodys and
OchoStinko...and since his game has been faltering as of late the Jets
will take the division in stride.

Shinook 777 writes: AFC East: Jets 12-4, Bills 10-6, Pats 10-6, Phins 2-14*


Reads like a new Jersey country band...Roomful Of Ray Rays...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
and now...we take a trip back in the Patriots time machine to the month of November in 2011...comedy gold from the Gangrenous Gag Gags....


Joker - Nov 15, 2011 4:04 am Total: 17124)




Posts: 7953


Here's to the BIGGEST BUNCH OF DOUCHEBAGS in sports history...arrogant
bigmouthed SUCKERS...



*Remember last week: Jets edition
November, 14, 2011
Nov 14
10:00
AM ET







By James Walker
You knew this was coming after all the trash talking in the AFC East
blog last week. The New England Patriots took control of the division
with a dominating 37-16 victory over the New York Jets.

Let's get right to the festivities.

Enjoy.

JagWebb writes: I'm figuring top two teams in the AFC East after this
weekend will not include the Patriots.

Bdongreen writes: Just wait until the Jets take the division and Buffalo
comes in second. Haha. I'd love to see what Pats fans have to say then.

Mr. Schickadance writes: The Jets will take control and win the
division, and the Pats will miss the playoffs because of the surging Bills.

Reillano77 writes: They say a sucker is born every minute. Good luck
with your prediction. I think their reign has ended, and the Jets will
be the AFC East Dynasty for the next decade.

More Reillano77: BTW, Cam Newton looks more impressive than Tom Brady,
and he's a rookie!

Itsatarp writes: I hearby nominate this article for the end of the
season "Remember when..." piece. If the Patriots do not win the
division, this will make for some nice reflections.

SeanLDurham82 via Twitter writes: Sooooo according to @espn_afceast the
Patriots will win the AFC East because their 32nd ranked defense can
only get better?

Kinger1872 writes: The Pats will not win the division this is a pretty
hilarious article. Walker must wear UGGS hahahah.

Northyaboy writes: Jets need to put a LB on Chad Ochocinco and save the
real cover corners for there tight ends.

JetsFan19741974 writes: I think Sione Pouha can cover Chad [Ochocinco].

Jetsfansince68 writes: I predict the Jets win this game going away. The
Patriots offense has been figured out by the league. Welker is nicked
up. Woodhead is not as productive. Their defense is last in the league.
There really isn't anything here to be afraid beyond Brady and he looks
a little shell-shocked.

Unclelido writes: NO CHANCE THAT A LAST PLACE DEFENSE WILL EVER WIN
ANYTHING. BYE BYE PATSIES. YOU WILL LOSE BY 30 SUNDAY NIGHT.

Carl_Wheezer101 writes: THE JETS D IS SO MUCH BETER. THE PATS HAVE NO
CHANCE.

Dave 557 writes: Do the Mark Sanchez!!!

Dontflichmarksanchez writes: Everyone just sit back, relax, and watch
the jets win by 10.

HeAintGonEmailU via Twitter writes: Jets, 45 - 3. Yep.
Iamtheboag21 writes: Brady is on a downward trajectory. His best
years are behind him. Plus BB and the front office are looking foolish
for their offseason moves and BB is obviously having problems coaching
his defensive unit (thought he was a defensive minded coach)? Put
simply, the Pats are trash without Brady...a whole bunch of nobodys and
OchoStinko...and since his game has been faltering as of late the Jets
will take the division in stride.

Shinook 777 writes: AFC East: Jets 12-4, Bills 10-6, Pats 10-6, Phins 2-14*


Reads like a new Jersey country band...Roomful Of Ray Rays...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


That's some extremely passionate suckination research Joker ...
 
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heh...yeah, I'm a sucker for a good "ELITE!!!" or "whistling gypsy" post. I have some real beauts too.
 
heh...yeah, I'm a sucker for a good "ELITE!!!" or "whistling gypsy" post. I have some real beauts too.

Word is Ian has a server just for your Jets suckination storage.
 
Whomever they draft in round 1 will be the Moses of the 2014 season ...

Don't mock Moses like that—he only needed forty years to bring his people to the Promised Land.
 
Brady sucks because Testaverde and Chad Shatteredton missed six years due to injury?

THAT is your prototypical Rat fan...insane
 
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