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The first NFL honoree . . . Rams LB James Laurinaitis!

 
The first NFL honoree . . . Rams LB James Laurinaitis!


I just Tweeted this, so you're now the official founder responsible for tracking those who will be Gronk'd
 
I remember how excited he was to get drafted by the Pats on draft night. Gave Goodell a huge bearhug. Sh*t eating grin. Can't wait to see Cromartie "try" to tackle him at some point.
 
it seems that player on the ground did indeed get gronked...nice work, CT.
 
Anyone else here know that Gronk has a brother who's a rookie fullback for the Cowboys? I wonder if they are twins. If he doesn't latch on with Dallas, it'd be fun if they tried him out here.
 
Anyone else here know that Gronk has a brother who's a rookie fullback for the Cowboys? I wonder if they are twins. If he doesn't latch on with Dallas, it'd be fun if they tried him out here.

There's only one GRONK, but there are five Gronkowskis:

Gordie Gronkowski (27, 6'6", 250) is a baseball player.
Dan Gronkowski (25, 6'5", 255) is a TE for the Lions.
Chris Gronkowski (23[!], 6'2", 235) is a FB for the Cowboys.
GRONK (21, 6'6", 265) is, of course, GRONK.
Glenn Gronkowski (HS senior, 6'2", 205) is a WR. The Gronkowski clan think he might actually be a better athlete than GRONK.
 


drag yo'self on down to Gronk's for that newest taste sensation...The Over The Line Burger...
 


drag yo'self on down to Gronk's for that newest taste sensation...The Over The Line Burger...

That's a great find Joker, good stuff
 
It'd be much more effective as an animated gif, but I still like it!
 


Throw a uniform on him, and there you go
 
heh...GRONKZILLA!!!!!...RUN!!!
 
There's only one GRONK, but there are five Gronkowskis:

Gordie Gronkowski (27, 6'6", 250) is a baseball player.
Dan Gronkowski (25, 6'5", 255) is a TE for the Lions.
Chris Gronkowski (23[!], 6'2", 235) is a FB for the Cowboys.
GRONK (21, 6'6", 265) is, of course, GRONK.
Glenn Gronkowski (HS senior, 6'2", 205) is a WR. The Gronkowski clan think he might actually be a better athlete than GRONK.

Ah the Gronkowski clan - well known for their spirited games of cinder block toss and catch in the backyard..
 


Paul Gronkyan
 
it seems that player on the ground did indeed get gronked...nice work, CT.

And that not just any player. That's James Laurinaitis. Draftniks all over Patriots nation (including me) were drooling over him before his draft.
 
Some definitions for Gronk. I think definition 2 states it best.

"gronk - /gronk/ Popularised by Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C." but the word apparently predates that.

1. To clear the state of a wedged device and restart it. More severe than "to frob".
2. To cut, sever, smash, or similarly disable.
3. The sound made by many 3.5-inch diskette drives. In particular, the microfloppies on a Commodore Amiga go "grink, gronk". "

More Gronking
 
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