The Jets suck (merged)

[Tunescribe]

If the maxing of the credit cards equates to a super bowl win I think no one would mind the bill.

Will ... never ... happen ... in ... your ... lifetime. :singing:

 

[efin98]

Will ... never ... happen ... in ... your ... lifetime. :singing:

Their only hope is to win right away because they won't be able to keep up with the interest accumulated on the maxing out and will have to dismantle the team just as quickly as they built it to pay off that interest to keep up with the payments.

And that is assuming the investment was made in the right people- which given how badly the team sucks is not very wise and will lead to an inevitable implosion.

 

[Tunescribe]

Their only hope is to win right away because they won't be able to keep up with the interest accumulated on the maxing out and will have to dismantle the team just as quickly as they built it to pay off that interest to keep up with the payments.

And that is assuming the investment was made in the right people- which given how badly the team sucks is not very wise and will lead to an inevitable implosion.

Whatever happens to them, I'll be satisfied with them going at least 50 years without winning a second Super Bowl. Nine more years is all I ask.

 

[efin98]

Whatever happens to them, I'll be satisfied with them going at least 50 years without winning a second Super Bowl. Nine more years is all I ask.

Unfortunately unless the Browns, Eagles, Lions, Cardinals, Bills, Chargers, Titans win they won't have as long of a difference between winning championships as them...then again the Titans, Bills, Chargers, Eagles and Cardinals have been to more recent Super Bowls(twice for the Eagles, four for the Bills) so that list is narrowed down a bit...

Anyway until they actually win they still suck!

 

[airjacobs]

Actually, the JETS are an interesting team. For example, they continually manage to violate standard laws of physics. They're the only team known that can suck AND blow at the same time.

 

[Tunescribe]

Actually, the JETS are an interesting team. For example, they continually manage to violate standard laws of physics. They're the only team known that can suck AND blow at the same time.

You have a promising future on this forum. GREAT choice for a first post!
:welcome:

 

[Calciumee]

Actually, the JETS are an interesting team. For example, they continually manage to violate standard laws of physics. They're the only team known that can suck AND blow at the same time.

What a great first post! Welcome

 

[Sivy]

There is no chance the jets win the superbowl this year..ZERO chance.

 

[Tunescribe]

I read the other day that the Jets suck so much Linda Lovelace once sued them for copyright infringement.

 

[Deus Irae]

If the Jets could somehow play a regular season game against the Jets, the amount of suckage would create the first F6 in the history of the Fujita scale.

 

[Tunescribe]

If the Jets could somehow play a regular season game against the Jets, the amount of suckage would create the first F6 in the history of the Fujita scale.

If the Green Beans somehow played the Green Beans in a regular-season game:

(1). Woody Johnson would be indicted for terrorism.
(2). The local Sewage Commission would incur huge overtime costs cleaning up afterward.
(3). A new world record would be set for trash talk during a football game.
(4). The Angry Fire Elf would permanently burn out his vocal cords with the nonstop J-E-T-S chant.
(5). With two Cromarties, the entire cheerleader squad would find itself mysteriously pregnant afterward.
(6). There would be twice as many Sanchez interceptions as normal.
(7). The game would end in a 7-7 tie after overtime, due to two Revis 3-yard interception returns for touchdowns in the first quarter.

 

[efin98]

If the Green Beans somehow played the Green Beans in a regular-season game:

(1). Woody Johnson would be indicted for terrorism.
(2). The local Sewage Commission would incur huge overtime costs cleaning up afterward.
(3). A new world record would be set for trash talk during a football game.
(4). The Angry Fire Elf would permanently burn out his vocal cords with the nonstop J-E-T-S chant.
(5). With two Cromarties, the entire cheerleader squad would find itself mysteriously pregnant afterward.
(6). There would be twice as many Sanchez interceptions as normal.
(7). The game would end in a 7-7 tie after overtime, due to two Revis 3-yard interception returns for touchdowns in the first quarter.

That is assuming the two Revises don't hold out for more money.

You forgot Kris Jenkins going down in the first quarter and on the next drive the other Kris Jenkins goes down...both while trash talking the other all the way to the XRay room

 

[Tunescribe]

That is assuming the two Revises don't hold out for more money.

In that case the game ends, after overtime, 2-2. In the first quarter LaClassian stubs his toe trying to get the ball out of the end zone with his team at its own 1-yard-line and falls in a heap writhing in pain. At the end of the fourth quarter, leading 2-0 with 4 seconds left, Sanchez from Team Two takes the snap at his own 1-yard-line and accidentally steps out of bounds in the end zone trying to run out the clock.

 

[NYJetsfan]

So what are you all saying

 

[Gunnails]

So what are you all saying

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I think they are trying to say the Jets suck, although I am far from convinced of that.

:welcome:

 

[NYJetsfan]

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I think they are trying to say the Jets suck, although I am far from convinced of that.

:welcome:

Well, I'll agree that we've sucked in the past. But I'd be less inclined to believe that we will suck this year. I'm not inclined to believe that we are Super Bowl contenders either but I'm at least hoping for playoffs. Who knows with the Jets. Been a fan since 91, and have more reason to be pessimistic than optimistic.

 

[Intommywetrst]

Well, I'll agree that we've sucked in the past. But I'd be less inclined to believe that we will suck this year. I'm not inclined to believe that we are Super Bowl contenders either but I'm at least hoping for playoffs. Who knows with the Jets. Been a fan since 91, and have more reason to be pessimistic than optimistic.

Logic? From a Jets fan?

 

[NYJetsfan]

Logic? From a Jets fan?

I know. I just threw this entire thread into disarray

 

[ctpatsfan77]

I know. I just threw this entire thread into disarray

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

 

[NYJetsfan]

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

I thought I'd dispense with the "I come in peace" crap and go with logic and humor. So far so good