The Jets suck (merged)

[Deus Irae]

A camp playing football with each other! BTW Edwards and Holmes are there.

This team has no chemistry though, obviously.

Will they be teaching sexual assault skills?

 

[Rex Ryan's Gut]

Will they be teaching sexual assault skills?

Nah. Aerial assault.

Beware, NFL.

 

[Sivy]

A camp playing football with each other! BTW Edwards and Holmes are there.

This team has no chemistry though, obviously.

You have to have chemistry AND be good..sanchez sucks, so therefor...well you get it.

 

[Triumph]

Nah. Aerial assault.

Beware, NFL.

How many INTs will Mark "the Appointment" Sanchez throw this year?

 

[Rex Ryan's Gut]

How many INTs will Mark "the Appointment" Sanchez throw this year?

My guess would be around 15 or 16.

He will throw more touchdowns obviously.

 

[spacecrime]

Beware, NFL.

please stop

 

[Tunescribe]

My guess would be around 15 or 16.

He will throw more touchdowns obviously.

OK, got it. So exactly HOW MANY of those 15 or 16 interceptions will go for touchdowns?

 

[spacecrime]

My guess would be around 15 or 16.

He will throw more touchdowns obviously.

He'll be tossing interceptions
When he throws

He'll be tossing interceptions
When he throws

The wrong team gets a reception,
And that's no misconception
He'll be tossing interceptions
When he throws

He'll be tossing to McCourty
When he throws

He'll be tossing to McCourty
When he throws

Our rook, he will catch forty
Sanchez' career will be a shorty,
He'll be tossing to McCourty
When he throws

We'll all go down to see him
Af-ter the game

We'll all go down to see him
Af-ter the game

His head will hang in shame,
'Cause his passes were so lame,
We'll all go down to see him
Af-ter the game

 

[CanadianPat'sFan]

Sanchez is hosting a camp on his own in Cali this week with Jets skill players and Brian Schottenheimer.

How will they ever replace the leadership of Faneca and Jones?

I could just here it now....

Rex Ryan: "Hey kid take these guys out west somewhere out of my hair and throw the ball with them to make it look good. I will stay here and try to eat myself to my grave but I am sending Shotty to babysit ya'all"

Sanchez "whatever you say fatman but all those chicks down there hate me because my running game and defense beat the Chargers.... not my 50% completion percentage and 100 yards!"

 

[LRAC]

most may disagree but the jets & fins are a threat. they wouldn't hold a candle to the 01, 03, 04, 07 pats but it's gonna be a 3 team dog race from go

 

[LRAC]

I could just here it now....

Rex Ryan: "Hey kid take these guys out west somewhere out of my hair and throw the ball with them to make it look good. I will stay here and try to eat myself to my grave but I am sending Shotty to babysit ya'all"

Sanchez "whatever you say fatman but all those chicks down there hate me because my running game and defense beat the Chargers.... not my 50% completion percentage and 100 yards!"

lol +1 +3 +4+7

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Can't wait for the 2010 JETS update of the vaunted Green Light Red Light system that worked SO well last season. It's Bodden time again.

 

[efin98]

Nah. Aerial assault.

Beware, NFL.

So the fists will be flying instead of their d!cks...

 

[Joker]

shhhhhhhhhh....hear that sucking noise....yup, that's the Jets

 

[Tunescribe]

shhhhhhhhhh....hear that sucking noise....yup, that's the Jets

I thought it was a toilet flushing. Which reminds me, they're repairing a sewage pump station near where I live. Makes me think of Wrecks' team whenever I walk by.

 

[Rob0729]

Can't wait for the 2010 JETS update of the vaunted Green Light Red Light system that worked SO well last season. It's Bodden time again.

I hear they are replacing Red Light, Green Light with Duck, Duck, Goose or Ring Around the Rosie to make it alittle more simplier for Sanchez to understand.

 

[Patspsycho]

Rex Ryan promoting Jets on Hard Knocks: 'The buzz is this is the team to beat' - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com

Rex Ryan declares Jets are the team to beat. Before the season starts.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Rex Ryan promoting Jets on Hard Knocks: 'The buzz is this is the team to beat' - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com

Rex Ryan declares Jets are the team to beat. Before the season starts.

There we go. Winner of the preseason Super Bowl. GO JEST!

they still suck....:rocker:

 

[Ryan]

Rex Ryan promoting Jets on Hard Knocks: 'The buzz is this is the team to beat' - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL - USATODAY.com

Rex Ryan declares Jets are the team to beat. Before the season starts.

Alright, this really has gone too far. Someone really needs to shut this fat slob up. Team to beat? Didn't the Saints win the Super Bowl? Didn't the Colts win the AFC?

 

[Tunescribe]

Alright, this really has gone too far. Someone really needs to shut this fat slob up. Team to beat? Didn't the Saints win the Super Bowl? Didn't the Colts win the AFC?

Remember, it's all part of a transparent plan to sell PSLs with Wrecks the resident carnival barker. "Step right up ladies and gentlemen! SEE the amazing, astounding, Green Beans perform incredible tricks with a football! There is nothing like them in the known universe!"

Yes, Wrecks, Jersey is a team to beat. Early, and often.