ewg_gestalt
Third String But Playing on Special Teams
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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.Immaculate consuckage.On this pseudo-bye week, I find myself troubled by a vicious conundrum. Perhaps my fellow threadmates can help resolve it:
Which came first, the Jets or their suck?
It began 4 billion years ago....there was nothing...and then...
The Big Suck!
now astronomers are convinced that black holes are actually hunter green...The NY Jets...a universe of suck...forever and ever...losers without end...amen
"and God caused Sanchez to fall into a deep sleep...and from his rib,God fashioned a twin and breathed life into he who has become the "Gee NO!!!!!!!!!!!"...God looked upon that which he had created and said "this suck shall last until the stars burn out and the heavens fall into the sea"
The Green Book of Genesis I
I don't understand this question because I've always considered them one and the same. If you can explain the alleged differentiation, I'd like to hear it.On this pseudo-bye week, I find myself troubled by a vicious conundrum. Perhaps my fellow threadmates can help resolve it:
Which came first, the Jets or their suck?
On this pseudo-bye week, I find myself troubled by a vicious conundrum. Perhaps my fellow threadmates can help resolve it:
Which came first, the Jets or their suck?
the jest are where early round picks go to die. the la clippers use to be like this too.The Jets are 1-6 and in competition for the #1 pick. The solution to this golden opportunity?
Naturally, it's to bring in a talented player who's likely to help them win an extra game or two, so that they end up picking lower.
God gave us the Jets so we'd always have something to feel good about in comparison.
I don't understand this question because I've always considered them one and the same. If you can explain the alleged differentiation, I'd like to hear it.
Also while taking the Ten Commandments, Moses accidentally omitted commandment No. 11: "Thou shalt not suck ... toes." Breaking the commandment damns one to eternal suckage.I am pretty sure it says in the Book of Genesis:
"... And on the seventh day, God pronounced the Jets suck."
I am pretty sure it says in the Book of Genesis:
"... And on the seventh day, God pronounced the Jets suck."
Idzik on Harvin's troubled past: "We have a very healthy environment for Percy Harvin." #Goodson #Patterson #nyj
Idzik on acquiring Harvin at 1-6: "I don't think it's too late."