OT:Jets QB Sanchez Victim of Cougar

[goheels22002]

No, I'm not homosexual. I simply don't find Eva Longoria attractive. Here's some news for you that you apparently didn't know: people have different tastes when it comes to what they find attractive in other people. That means that not all men (yes, even all heterosexual men), will find all women attractive or unattractive equally.



Given that you posted your point after an ellipsis which was in a sentence specifically aimed at me, my reading is fine. Your English apparently needs work.



The irony of this sentence coming from you is not lost on me, particularly after the garbage you've posted in this thread.



So, you accuse me of something that you admit I didn't actually say, but you interpreted as implied when it's nothing but pictures despite the closest thing I wrote along those lines being the three words "absolutely nothing special", which comes nowhere close to saying, or implying, what you allege. Sorry to disappoint you, but I happen to think that the best way to tell what a woman looks like is to see what she looks like without makeup, and not what she looks like after professionals have been working on her looks for hours. Thanks for more evidence regarding my response just prior to this one, though.



No, you probably haven't, since it's not something I tend to do. You've trolled a bunch, though.



More irony....



Your first claim was that I was playing for the other team just because of my position on the level of attractiveness of one specific woman. Now it's being a virgin who needs to call (notably female) celebrities ugly to feel good about myself, again because of my take on one specific woman. Interesting troll technique on your part. You say really, really stupid stuff, but it's stuff that, while stupid,can't be disproved by an internet post.

Isn't the off-season between OTA's and Training Camp fun?

 

[nabwong]

That's not news. EVERYONE has shared some flings with that mini-whale vagina.

Haven't seen one of those before. How do I get in line?

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

I think she looks damn sexy in the goggles picture. That said, I can see Deus's side of it, it's all a matter of taste. I did my undergrad at the University of Pittsburgh and I'm sure y'all have heard or seen about female Steeler fans, so you guys probably know the scene in Pittsburgh is safely below the average. But on a springtime Saturday afternoon if I were to walk through the cathedral lawn on campus for a half hour I'd probably see 15-20 girls at least that I'd take over someone like Longoria. I can just imagine how it is somewhere like Miami. And these girls aren't spending 6 figures a year on skin care alone like alot of these celebrities supposedly do. Not to mention the costs of plastic surgeries and wardrobe.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

The issue I have with Sanchez supposedly dating Longoria is how far she's regressed; Tony Parker: NBA Champion to Mark Sanchez: Below average NFL Quarterback. I find that funny.

That's how I feel as well, looks bad for Longoria. And it ain't hating, I never liked Derek Jeter or Kobe Bryant (to put it lightly) but I can defnitely understand why women would flock to either one. Sanchez hasn't won anything and comes off as a giant dbag everytime he opens his mouth.

 

[Tunescribe]

Sanchez hasn't won anything and comes off as a giant dbag everytime he opens his mouth.

Maybe that is what she's using him for.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

16?...I can tell right off the bat YOU are a very generous person..:biggrin2:

16 is the Age of Consent, I believe...I wanted to keep the discussion PG...

But Sanchez does act like my nine year old when he doesn't get his way...

 

[Dingleberry]

Yes, you would. If not, I'm sorry but you must play for the other team......

As you should learn how to read as well. I was speaking in general when i listed how dumb it was for people to make fun of Sanchez for banging Longoria.

And you're an idiot.

Are you related to Longoria, or something? Why would you get pisssed about Patriots fans making fun of Sanchez and his latest tuna? Relax. It's humor.

And maybe Deus has the looks of a model and the unit of a porn star and can be selective. If I was in that position, I would probably not give Longoria a second look either.

As for me, I'd definitely do her. I'm sure Longoria is honored.

 

[Dingleberry]

Oops, I forgot the required Sanchez joke.

You know how baseball players try to bring their batting avarage above the Mendoza line?

Dating Longoria is obviously a cheap way to bring his dating age average above the legal line. He'll dump her in no time and go back to roaming high school hallways.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

I think she looks great. I'd definitely ask her to keep the goggles on.

Pervert!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fencer]

I dated an actress better looking than Longoria, and dumped her after the first time we had sex for being a general nutcase, even though it was good. (More precisely, I ran a high risk of driving her off, and indeed did so.)

So I'm in the "There are plenty of hotter ones" crowd.

Even so, it's ridiculous to rag on her or to suggest he's settling or whatever.

And by the way, she IS hotter than the vast majority of the women I slept with ...

 

[BSR]

I think she looks damn sexy in the goggles picture. That said, I can see Deus's side of it, it's all a matter of taste. I did my undergrad at the University of Pittsburgh and I'm sure y'all have heard or seen about female Steeler fans, so you guys probably know the scene in Pittsburgh is safely below the average. But on a springtime Saturday afternoon if I were to walk through the cathedral lawn on campus for a half hour I'd probably see 15-20 girls at least that I'd take over someone like Longoria. I can just imagine how it is somewhere like Miami. And these girls aren't spending 6 figures a year on skin care alone like alot of these celebrities supposedly do. Not to mention the costs of plastic surgeries and wardrobe.

I think that if you looked at these girls were under the same continuous microscope to which celebrities are subjected, you'd quickly rethink that notion. Plus, youth tends to hide quite a few flaws. Lets see how they are doing at age 37.

Eva is certainly not my type but I can still easily tell that she is a very beautiful woman.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

I think she looks damn sexy in the goggles picture. That said, I can see Deus's side of it, it's all a matter of taste. I did my undergrad at the University of Pittsburgh and I'm sure y'all have heard or seen about female Steeler fans, so you guys probably know the scene in Pittsburgh is safely below the average. But on a springtime Saturday afternoon if I were to walk through the cathedral lawn on campus for a half hour I'd probably see 15-20 girls at least that I'd take over someone like Longoria. I can just imagine how it is somewhere like Miami. And these girls aren't spending 6 figures a year on skin care alone like alot of these celebrities supposedly do. Not to mention the costs of plastic surgeries and wardrobe.

I'll agree to that!!

 

[Bill B.]

Yes, you would. If not, I'm sorry but you must play for the other team......

As you should learn how to read as well. I was speaking in general when i listed how dumb it was for people to make fun of Sanchez for banging Longoria.

And you're an idiot.

I thought there was a rule about insulting people on this message board. It is OK to rip on a message if you disagree with it, but by retorting to namecalling,you just look childish. Either that or a Jets fan.

 

[Bill B.]

Are we sure it wasn't a misprint and Mark could be dating Evan Longoria?

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

I think that if you looked at these girls were under the same continuous microscope to which celebrities are subjected, you'd quickly rethink that notion. Plus, youth tends to hide quite a few flaws. Lets see how they are doing at age 37.

Eva is certainly not my type but I can still easily tell that she is a very beautiful woman.

Never said she wasn't beautiful. And I don't hold certain people to a different standard, I see what I see. Youth can hide a few flaws, as can the extensive cosmetic work that goes into preparing a celebrity for appearing in pictures/television before we all see her.

 

[Deus Irae]

Never said she wasn't beautiful. And I don't hold certain people to a different standard, I see what I see. Youth can hide a few flaws, as can the extensive cosmetic work that goes into preparing a celebrity for appearing in pictures/television before we all see her.

Here's a good example of how age, makeup and (alleged) surgeries can impact the looks....

In Touch: “Megan Fox Spent $60,000 on Plastic Surgery”

 

[ausbacker]

Here's a good example of how age, makeup and (alleged) surgeries can impact the looks....

In Touch: “Megan Fox Spent $60,000 on Plastic Surgery”

She would have been better off spending $6,000,000 on acting lessons.

 

[Anteros]

Judging by his personality on her, I'm willing to say he has NOT woken up next to a woman. He seems to be the type who just sits at a keyboard and passes along judgement.

Anyone on a message board making fun of Mark Sanchez for hittin it with Eva Longoria while they nit pick pictures of her at her most vulnerable state without makeup being photographed without her knowledge is a moron.

Wow! Dude, you sound like either:
A: You're 12 years old and someone just insulted your favorite wank fantasy,
or,
B: You're 12 years old and someone just insulted your mother.

Which is it?

 

[Joker]

Beauty...is in the eyes of the beholder....

 

[Claremonster]

She's all yours. Despite the claims that some like to make about actresses, There's a whole lot of them who are absolutely nothing special without the assistance of makeup tailored to them by experts.

Whomever said that she is beautiful is blind or has terrible taste. Very pedestrian.