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  1. PatsWickedPissah

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    Darn, I was really hoping he got mauled by a wild cat.
     
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    they won't be together too long...she will be *****ing at him all 16 games for sucking too much
     
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    Just a matter of time before some other guy intercepts her. You know damn well that Sanchez ain't gonna score.
     
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    that post should be enshrined in the Patsfans.com Hall Of Fame, Tunes
     
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    That was awesome, sir, I would give you a like...but can't figure out how. I never post..so dunno what to do :p

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    Longoria's gone from one of the finest passers in the NBA to one of the worst in the NFL.
     
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    wonder if Sancheese will run to the sidelines and ask Wrecksie what to do as he rounds third base and heads for home on the 1st date...
     
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    so if you add the age of his new girlfirend and the age of his old girlffiriend and dvide by two.

    the average age of Sanchezs girlfriends is 27.

    Thats more like it Marky.
     
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    It wouldn't surprise me at all if Wrecks, Woody and Tannepuke secretly hired her to babysit Li'l Marky 'til training camp starts.
     
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    All Mark is missing now in his life is dating an elementary school girl and a senior citizen and he completes all age brackets!
     
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    She supposedly dumped Tony Parker for infidelity, otherwise known as "being French".

    I don't expect this to last long ...
     
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    Maybe he think Brady got all his power by dating stars which must be easier solution to his woes than having complete focus and dedication to his craft.

    The kid is in NY and can't handle criticism and distractions (makes that he has all the more appealing for us pats fans).
     
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    Are they going to bring Tebow in to help him out on this too?
     
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    Well Wreckies will tell him that he need to pay attention to his footwork if he wants his pass to be completed for a score...
     
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    I predict that Eva Longoria will drain Sanchez of essential bodily fluids leaving his game day arm flaccid
     
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    I thought he was gay....not that theres anything wrong with that!
     
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    There once was a QB named Mark
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    Hmm ........
     

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