OT:Jets QB Sanchez Victim of Cougar

[ProudestRyno]

She's all yours. Despite the claims that some like to make about actresses, There's a whole lot of them who are absolutely nothing special without the assistance of makeup tailored to them by experts.

Congratulations, you are capable of googling the most vulnerable pictures of her at her probable worst.

If you're claiming you would kick Eva Longoria out of bed, than you're a dip**** and a liar... But yeah, let's make fun of Mark Sanchez for tappin it.

Idiots.

 

[BradyFTW!]

She's all yours. Despite the claims that some like to make about actresses, There's a whole lot of them who are absolutely nothing special without the assistance of makeup tailored to them by experts.

Eh, still wouldn't turn her down.

 

[ProudestRyno]

Have you ever woke up beside a woman? She looks really good compared to most of them in the morning.

Judging by his personality on her, I'm willing to say he has NOT woken up next to a woman. He seems to be the type who just sits at a keyboard and passes along judgement.

Anyone on a message board making fun of Mark Sanchez for hittin it with Eva Longoria while they nit pick pictures of her at her most vulnerable state without makeup being photographed without her knowledge is a moron.

 

[lurker1965]

Darn, I was really hoping he got mauled by a wild cat.

Naw, then we can't hear the chants of "TE-BOW" after two incompletes.

 

[Hardboiled]

Have you ever woke up beside a woman? She looks really good compared to most of them in the morning.

Of course he has. But it's hard to do when, at the first sign of trouble, you get huffy and tell them you're putting them on your ignore list.

 

[lurker1965]

Eh, still wouldn't turn her down.

Neither woulkd I, but I'm 46, bald, and crippled.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Anyone on a message board making fun of Mark Sanchez for hittin it with Eva Longoria while they nit pick pictures of her at her most vulnerable state without makeup being photographed without her knowledge is a moron.

Simmer down son.

We're not making fun of his relationship, it's more we're making fun of the QB of one of our rivals. If he was a QB in another division, he'd be safe.

It's along the lines of those threads when we make fun of opposing teams by comparing their images to other people.

 

[Deus Irae]

Congratulations, you are capable of googling the most vulnerable pictures of her at her probable worst.

If you're claiming you would kick Eva Longoria out of bed, than you're a dip**** and a liar... But yeah, let's make fun of Mark Sanchez for tappin it.

Idiots.

Here's Eva at the beach, not in a "probable worst" situation:

People are entitled to have different notions of beauty. If you find that attractive, that's fine for you. I wouldn't touch her.

As for what I've woken up next to, posting about it would be a waste of time, because the kind of clowns who would post things like "If you're claiming you would kick Eva Longoria out of bed, than you're a dip**** and a liar" would be the same clowns who'd insist I was lying. Instead, I'll just note that I spent most of my adult life living in Florida, and a lot of that time in Miami, with the beaches within easy driving distance, and I've seen more than my fair share of both celebrity and non-celebrity 'beauties'.

And I didn't make fun of Sanchez for dating her. You should probably learn how to read threads before posting in them.

 

[Ive_Killed_People]

'Hot' beard or 'Fugly' beard she's still just a beard.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

I thought a woman had to be a little older than 37 to be called a "Cougar," but considering that Sanchez seems to be mentally about 16, it might be appropriate in this case.

 

[patsfan13]

Judging by his personality on her, I'm willing to say he has NOT woken up next to a woman. He seems to be the type who just sits at a keyboard and passes along judgement.

Anyone on a message board making fun of Mark Sanchez for hittin it with Eva Longoria while they nit pick pictures of her at her most vulnerable state without makeup being photographed without her knowledge is a moron.

So long time ago (late 70's) I went to a stereo store for a sale on cassette tapes for the car. Fuji had the Penthouse Pet of the Year there for the promo. I was surprised she had tons of makeup and wasn't very good looking, my wife was much better looking, I was attending the Univ of Utah at the time and on any given day walking around campus you could see 50 or more girls that were a lot better looking. Celebrities aren't necessarily all there made out to be.

 

[Joker]

I thought a woman had to be a little older than 37 to be called a "Cougar," but considering that Sanchez seems to be mentally about 16, it might be appropriate in this case.

16?...I can tell right off the bat YOU are a very generous person..:biggrin2:

 

[Patjew]

Here's Eva at the beach, not in a "probable worst" situation:

People are entitled to have different notions of beauty. If you find that attractive, that's fine for you. I wouldn't touch her.

As for what I've woken up next to, posting about it would be a waste of time, because the kind of clowns who would post things like "If you're claiming you would kick Eva Longoria out of bed, than you're a dip**** and a liar" would be the same clowns who'd insist I was lying. Instead, I'll just note that I spent most of my adult life living in Florida, and a lot of that time in Miami, with the beaches within easy driving distance, and I've seen more than my fair share of both celebrity and non-celebrity 'beauties'.

And I didn't make fun of Sanchez for dating her. You should probably learn how to read threads before posting in them.

I think she looks great. I'd definitely ask her to keep the goggles on.

 

[Joker]

I think she looks great. I'd definitely ask her to keep the goggles on.

now just wait a doggone minute...THAT is pornographic....isn't it?......ooops...<slinks away>...

 

[Tunescribe]

I heard he shared some flings with Kim Kardashian too.

That's not news. EVERYONE has shared some flings with that mini-whale vagina.

 

[ProudestRyno]

Here's Eva at the beach, not in a "probable worst" situation:

People are entitled to have different notions of beauty. If you find that attractive, that's fine for you. I wouldn't touch her.

As for what I've woken up next to, posting about it would be a waste of time, because the kind of clowns who would post things like "If you're claiming you would kick Eva Longoria out of bed, than you're a dip**** and a liar" would be the same clowns who'd insist I was lying. Instead, I'll just note that I spent most of my adult life living in Florida, and a lot of that time in Miami, with the beaches within easy driving distance, and I've seen more than my fair share of both celebrity and non-celebrity 'beauties'.

And I didn't make fun of Sanchez for dating her. You should probably learn how to read threads before posting in them.

Yes, you would. If not, I'm sorry but you must play for the other team......

As you should learn how to read as well. I was speaking in general when i listed how dumb it was for people to make fun of Sanchez for banging Longoria.

And you're an idiot.

 

[ProudestRyno]

I think she looks great. I'd definitely ask her to keep the goggles on.

It's hilarious how this clown, Deus posted that picture as if it's supposed to show her as this digusting woman that anyone should be ashamed of hitting it with. (he'll claim he didnt say that, and while he didnt, he sure implied it).

I've seen him flip flop on things and just in general make little sense.

I bet he's a virgin who hides behind a keyboard googling pics of celebrities without makeup and saying they are ugly so he can feel awesome about himself.

 

[ausbacker]

It's hilarious how this clown, Deus posted that picture as if it's supposed to show her as this digusting woman that anyone should be ashamed of hitting it with. (he'll claim he didnt say that, and while he didnt, he sure implied it).

I've seen him flip flop on things and just in general make little sense.

I bet he's a virgin who hides behind a keyboard googling pics of celebrities without makeup and saying they are ugly so he can feel awesome about himself.

I find it amusing that you have the temerity to tell people what should be considered beautiful or attractive using celebrity as a starting point. For instance, Rex Ryan has a foot fetish and I don't.

The fact is, no matter what the status, some people just aren't attracted to a particular type of person. That's not being gay, it's a matter of taste.

The issue I have with Sanchez supposedly dating Longoria is how far she's regressed; Tony Parker: NBA Champion to Mark Sanchez: Below average NFL Quarterback. I find that funny.

 

[Shed83]

It's hilarious how this clown, Deus posted that picture as if it's supposed to show her as this digusting woman that anyone should be ashamed of hitting it with. (he'll claim he didnt say that, and while he didnt, he sure implied it).

I've seen him flip flop on things and just in general make little sense.

I bet he's a virgin who hides behind a keyboard googling pics of celebrities without makeup and saying they are ugly so he can feel awesome about himself.

Can someone usher this chap back into his cupboard.

Thanks.

On topic, i'd take Eva Longoria over Giselle. But we all have our different tastes.

I definitely agree about the celebrity thing - the girls you see at the beach in Spain (British Girls dont count - they are generally average on a great day!!) can be much prettier than the hottest Celebs.

I have travelled around Europe a fair bit and the women can be sensational!

 

[Deus Irae]

Yes, you would. If not, I'm sorry but you must play for the other team......

No, I'm not homosexual. I simply don't find Eva Longoria attractive. Here's some news for you that you apparently didn't know: people have different tastes when it comes to what they find attractive in other people. That means that not all men (yes, even all heterosexual men), will find all women attractive or unattractive equally.

As you should learn how to read as well. I was speaking in general when i listed how dumb it was for people to make fun of Sanchez for banging Longoria.

Given that you posted your point after an ellipsis which was in a sentence specifically aimed at me, my reading is fine. Your English apparently needs work.

And you're an idiot.

The irony of this sentence coming from you is not lost on me, particularly after the garbage you've posted in this thread.

It's hilarious how this clown, Deus posted that picture as if it's supposed to show her as this digusting woman that anyone should be ashamed of hitting it with. (he'll claim he didnt say that, and while he didnt, he sure implied it).

So, you accuse me of something that you admit I didn't actually say, but you interpreted as implied when it's nothing but pictures despite the closest thing I wrote along those lines being the three words "absolutely nothing special", which comes nowhere close to saying, or implying, what you allege. Sorry to disappoint you, but I happen to think that the best way to tell what a woman looks like is to see what she looks like without makeup, and not what she looks like after professionals have been working on her looks for hours. Thanks for more evidence regarding my response just prior to this one, though.

I've seen him flip flop on things

No, you probably haven't, since it's not something I tend to do. You've trolled a bunch, though.

and just in general make little sense.

More irony....

I bet he's a virgin who hides behind a keyboard googling pics of celebrities without makeup and saying they are ugly so he can feel awesome about himself.

Your first claim was that I was playing for the other team just because of my position on the level of attractiveness of one specific woman. Now it's being a virgin who needs to call (notably female) celebrities ugly to feel good about myself, again because of my take on one specific woman. Interesting troll technique on your part. You say really, really stupid stuff, but it's stuff that, while stupid,can't be disproved by an internet post.