You open a bottle of Sam Adams and a Genie pops out ....

[eagle eye]

1. I want Patrick Willis on our team
2. I want Antonio Cromartie on our team
3. All our players stay fit for the entire season.

That would guarantee a SB imo.

 

[xmarkd400x]

1) Pats win AFC Championship
2) Bears win NFC Championship
3) Bears get every starter injured with a season ending, non-career threatening injury the day before the superbowl (Bus accident with sprained knees for everyone?).

 

[Deus Irae]

I'd say, what the fuuck you do with my beer genie!

That was my first thought, actually. But I decided that the $10 million consulting fee would make that about even.

 

[blackglass3]

1) No setbacks for Brady
2) Our secondary gels in the preseason
3) The Giants are NFC Champions

I figure I don't need to wish the Patriots into the Super Bowl...numbers 1 and 2 should take care of that.

 

[tombonneau]

I can't believe no one figured out the genie's loophole:

1. Tom Brady Super Bowl MVP
2. Second most SB MVP votes go to Randy Moss
3. Third most SB MVP votes go to Wes Welker.

 

[Frezo]

That:
1 Bruschi
2 Harrison
3 Dillon
were all 25 yrs old and signed with the Pats.

 

[Wax Frog]

Edit:

Patriots up by 52 over the Giants in the Super Bowl with possession in the 4th quarter and 30 seconds left on the clock.

More attention to detail, please!

Edit:

2. Jets lose the AFCCG to the Patriots 53-0 (includes 2 safeties)

I may as well keep feeding my sadistic fantasies...

 

[Joker]

I know what to do with wiseguy wax frogs....



....and so he ran off in little rivulets of hot wax...never to be seen anymore...

 

[Wax Frog]

I know what to do with wiseguy wax frogs....

You really need to be more careful with that thing...

 

[Joker]

I'm afraid you will have to be detained for questioning, Mr....er..Frog...this way please...

 

[Wax Frog]

I ain't afraid of no ledger

 

[Joker]

...Hello little froggy.....<snicker>...



...ulp!....uh oh.....

 

[Wax Frog]

Oh, not at all, not at all! My memories of Joker are strictly happy (albeit cheesy) ones!



I like this pic, too, for different reasons

 

[Kontradiction]

1-15 for the Jets? - Why are you so generous to want them to win 1 game? :disagreement:

I want them to beat the Dolphins once.

 

[Kontradiction]

1.) no Injuries
2.) The Pats break every good record imaginable (which is cheating because it would include wins).
3.) Megan Fox multiplies 12 times and they all become the New England Cheerleader squad. Hey, if the Pats are doing so well on the field with no injuries, we need something to maintain the euphoria in between plays. Granted, I am guessing every broadcast of the game would get an R rating.

Megan Fox was one of my good friend in high school, good sir. And no, I didn't bang her (though I wish I did).

 

[Keegs]

He grants you 3 wishes of your choice for this upcoming NFL season for the Patriots or any team you want.

He tells you before you request your 3 wishes that you cannot ask for a SB victory for the Patriots or any team because his power is not that strong and can only be requested by a HIGHer authority

What 3 wishes do you ask him for?

(its the boring time of the offseason so give me a break on this weird thread,O.K? )

1.) Patriots to make the Superbowl
2.) NFC Team to Lose the Superbowl
3.) Evidence comes out that all NFL teams participated in Spygate and the media runs with it.

 

[apple strudel]

Megan Fox was one of my good friend in high school, good sir. And no, I didn't bang her (though I wish I did).

You are a lucky, lucky man.

 

[RPMCanes]

1. Vince Wilfork contract extension
2. Nobody gets injured.
3. Free Sam Adams and topless cheerleaders at the Razor!!

 

[Kontradiction]

You are a lucky, lucky man.

Nah, my boy back then (Dan) was more lucky.

 

[BadMoFo]

That was my first thought, actually. But I decided that the $10 million consulting fee would make that about even.

In that case:

1) I'd ask for $100 billion.

2) The Patriots to play as good as the possibly can (No need to get greedy, I think that's enough to insure a 19-0 season).

3) Joey Porter, Channing Crowder, Bart Scott, Rex Ryan, Peyton and Eli Manning and Ben Roethlisberger (and any other player or coach we dislike immensely) caught in embarassing gay sex scandal, which also features farm animals.