You open a bottle of Sam Adams and a Genie pops out ....

[Wax Frog]

I'm thinking maybe I'm about to see "foul dinkum" defined at last...

 

[Joker]

I think that's "fair dinkum", mate...but then, I'm from Newport R.I., not Perth

 

[feldspar]

He grants you 3 wishes of your choice for this upcoming NFL season for the Patriots or any team you want.

He tells you before you request your 3 wishes that you cannot ask for a SB victory for the Patriots or any team because his power is not that strong and can only be requested by a HIGHer authority

What 3 wishes do you ask him for?

(its the boring time of the offseason so give me a break on this weird thread,O.K? )

1) Football is played every day all year round

2) The sport is to be played by large-breasted topless women in thongs

3) I get a VIP pass to the locker room.

 

[Mike the Brit]

well yeah...a riduclous attempt at humor...oK...now I have ANOTHER question...WTF is a sports "jumper"?

Guernsey, Jersey, two little islands well-known for their pullovers (or jumpers) ... OK, forget about it...

 

[ausbacker]

well yeah...a riduclous attempt at humor...oK...now I have ANOTHER question...WTF is a sports "jumper"?

Fair dinkum mate . I wasn't sure if you wanted me to call it a sports jumper, sports apparel, a jersey or a guernsey...

One of these

 

[PatsFanSince74]

He grants you 3 wishes of your choice for this upcoming NFL season for the Patriots or any team you want.

He tells you before you request your 3 wishes that you cannot ask for a SB victory for the Patriots or any team because his power is not that strong and can only be requested by a HIGHer authority

What 3 wishes do you ask him for?

(its the boring time of the offseason so give me a break on this weird thread,O.K? )

Two wishes are enough for me (bad karma to wish bad things on people, even the Rat or Wrecks). Keeping in mind that we are not allowed to wish for a win in the SB:

1) The Pats make the playoffs.

2) The Pats win the last game they play.

 

[Peekaboo]

1. Brady returns to full health.

2. The defense displays 2003-2004 prowess.

3. The Jets get crushed by us twice this season, finish 1-15, and Tubby Wrecks is fired.

How the hell do you beat the Jets twice and they only end up with a 1-15 record?

1. The 1990 Bills get transported via time machine to open the season Monday night against the Pats.

2. Bills make the playoffs

3. Pats go 0-16

 

[Joker]

he means the Jets end up 1-15

maroon must be your favorite color

 

[Peachhead]

#1 - Everyone on the Pats stays healthy.
(if everyone stays healthy the wins will come by themselves)

#2 - For Brett Farve to finally and irrevocably GO AWAY! Maybe he could get caught up in a betting scandal or something and get a lifetime ban and a ban from the HOF.

#3 - For Gisele to have a nymphomaniac twin sister that really, really wants me...bad.

 

[feldspar]

How the hell do you beat the Jets twice and they only end up with a 1-15 record?

Are you sure you entirely thought this one through?

 

[Wax Frog]

I think that's "fair dinkum", mate...but then, I'm from Newport R.I., not Perth

Yes, but I am on a seemingly-endless quest to determine if there is such a thing as "foul dinkum". I was sure Ausbacker was about to open a can of it

 

[Wax Frog]

Fair dinkum mate

My latest "foul dinkum" dreams cruelly dashed...

 

[Wax Frog]

1. The 1990 Bills get transported via time machine to open the season Monday night against the Pats.

2. Bills make the playoffs

3. Pats go 0-16

[Jim E. Mora voice:]"Genie? GENIE?!?!?!"

I'm not sure even God could pull this bunch off!

 

[MoneyFX]

Undefeated in regular season and postseason, A 2007-like season for Brady, and at least 3 receivers with 1000 yds receiving (Moss, Welker, Galloway).

 

[Kontradiction]

How the hell do you beat the Jets twice and they only end up with a 1-15 record?

1. The 1990 Bills get transported via time machine to open the season Monday night against the Pats.

2. Bills make the playoffs

3. Pats go 0-16

You must have missed this post: http://www.patsfans.com/new-england...tle-sam-adams-genie-pops-out.html#post1414438

 

[feldspar]

You must have missed this post: http://www.patsfans.com/new-england...tle-sam-adams-genie-pops-out.html#post1414438

You misunderstood it yourself.