Uh Oh - - Pats Got the Cowboy Flu.........

[QuantumMechanic]

Are they saying "flu" in a generic sense? Flu will knock someone out for more than a day or two.

Maybe they just mean a stomach bug or something.

Agreed. I wish writers would be more precise. It’s a big difference.

 

[PatsBoy12]

Did people in this thread forget the weather they played in on Sunday?

 

[VrabelJr]

Hopefully it’s not the Cowboy flu that destines you for mediocrity for multiple decades

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Regards,
Chris

 

[Biffins]

You know who doesn’t have the flu?







































Antonio Brown. Sign the healthy beast.

My man!!

 

[sb1]

I don't think you can blame the kids when their father insists on mouth kissing them. Maybe switching to a forehead kiss would be more appropriate socially and health wise.

Terrible post dude.

 

[Uptown]

 

[IcyPatriot]

Convoy participant leaving for Houston ......

 

[QuantumMechanic]

If they’re coming back that relatively fast it’s probably noro or a bad cold. Influenza will put you down longer than that.

 

[dannydyn]

Bad poopies

 

[IcyPatriot]

Do players wear adult Depends?

 

[Soliel]

I knew this would happen

 

[dannydyn]

Personally I think it's the common cold after the cowboys game. That was a nasty weather to play in. One got sick, kissed the rest of the team, and the rest is history.

 

[BTTA]

Why are there multiple theories on how they got sick? The Cowboys came to town with a bunch of players infected with some virus. There's a ton of fluid exchange on a football field, in the form of microdroplets. If the Pats didn't get sick, it would be remarkable.

The issue is: what was it? Based on how the Cowboys are playing right now, you'd think they were still sick a week later. Let's hope that's not what it is.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

rare outbreak of contagious appendicitis

 

[Soliel]

Why are there multiple theories on how they got sick? The Cowboys came to town with a bunch of players infected with some virus. There's a ton of fluid exchange on a football field, in the form of microdroplets. If the Pats didn't get sick, it would be remarkable.

The issue is: what was it? Based on how the Cowboys are playing right now, you'd think they were still sick a week later. Let's hope that's not what it is.

By the way they played makes me think of typhoid

 

[Oswlek]

Do players wear adult Depends?

It depends.

Thank you, I'll be here all night!

 

[DaBruinz]

If they’re coming back that relatively fast it’s probably noro or a bad cold. Influenza will put you down longer than that.

HUH? Flu puts you down for 2 days if you take the meds within the first 2 days..

 

[BTTA]

HUH? Flu puts you down for 2 days if you take the meds within the first 2 days..

So take tamaflu at hour 47, be fine by hour 49?

 

[Nikolai]

Do players wear adult Depends?

Could just do what they did at Agincourt...go pantsless. If the whole team does it, then it's uniform...right?

The Time English Soldiers went to Battle without Pants, and Won