Totally OT : Maria Sharapova's SI swimsuit debut

[cloud34]

the athlete is not even 18 yet (april 19, 1987), fer chrissaakes. she's won 17 wta/itt tour titles, 4 in doubles.
IMO her "handlers" are putting her into way too many matches. she's been a pro since 199 friggin' one. they're gonna wear the girl out, strip her love of tennis.
let her do a senior year at beverly hills h.s.
fill out some.
have a f@c^^ng BOYFRIEND, go to a stinkin' PROM.
catch a few rads from that nuclear plant they have on campus.
or this is gonna be one of those burnout stories...
then all she'll have is the face and the figure to carry her thru.

better check your math..she'll be 19 on her next b-day

 

[Willie55]

the athlete is not even 18 yet (april 19, 1987), fer chrissaakes. she's won 17 wta/itt tour titles, 4 in doubles.
IMO her "handlers" are putting her into way too many matches. she's been a pro since 199 friggin' one. they're gonna wear the girl out, strip her love of tennis.
let her do a senior year at beverly hills h.s.
fill out some.
have a f@c^^ng BOYFRIEND, go to a stinkin' PROM.
catch a few rads from that nuclear plant they have on campus.
or this is gonna be one of those burnout stories...
then all she'll have is the face and the figure to carry her thru.

Kournikova will be 25 years old this year.

 

[PATSNUTme]

Check out the Parking lot today.

 

[Michael]

Check out the Parking lot today.

She must of had an accident. He airbags are inflated.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

06_msharapova_14.jpg (37.4 KB, 580 views)

Oh, to be a plankton in that incoming wave!

 

[ilduce06410]

far out, man

better check your math..she'll be 19 on her next b-day

wow.
better check the old synapses here.

 

[ilduce06410]

tire tracks all across your back...

Kournikova will be 25 years old this year.

she looks a little washed-out to me.
le's see. about 5 million air-miles.
a good 100,000 parties, i.e. late nights.
maybe 300,000 hours in the sun.
2 (3?) major significant others.
probably 1,000 hours under klieg lights for press conferences.
she simply don't look so hot to me.
maybe a couple years off, like hingis.
BTW, has anyone seen chris evert lately?

 

[Michael]

This shot always amused me. Thought I'd add it.

 

[drew4008]

I suggest getting the whole magazine, there's much better shots than the Sharapova ones (which are ruined by makeup btw).

 

[Willie55]

ten characters

 

[Dad 818]

d%#*!@t, I just "double-faulted".