The year is 2052
The National Breast Cancer Awareness Football League is coming to a close with its final game
The San Francisco Early Detections are playing the Washington Awareness Spreaders in the Pink Bowl (sponsored by The Susan G. Komen Foundation: "At least 5% of your donations go to research!")
4th quarter with three seconds on the clock. Early Detections are down by two, 25 yards from the endzone on 4th examination (the term "down", judged to be inefficient at spreading awareness of breast cancer, having been replaced with a more awareness-spreading alternative)
The Early Detections' star son-of-a-cancer-survivor-mom kicker, steps up to take the final field goal attempt. The ball flies through the air, sailing neatly through the pink breast-shaped goal mounds (the old goalposts having been removed after being deemed "incapable of spreading awareness" on television)
"It's detected!" (the term "good" having been phased out of use in order to promote greater awareness of breast cancer) The stadium explodes in a celebration of pink confetti as the Washington Awareness Spreaders remove their shoulderpads and begin examining their breasts, as they're known to do.
Everyone is handed a pink ribbon sticker, a practice introduced to remove "awareness avoidance" from the sport All spectators at the Susan G. Komendome in Chicago rise and examine their breasts in unison shortly before engaging in a celebratory donation to breast cancer charities, using 100% of their income as funding.
