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Can we stop saying such mean, vicious, and hurtful things to one another please?
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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.Can we stop saying such mean, vicious, and hurtful things to one another please?
What am I? Chopped liver?That Bruins 29 poster and Venocol dude consistently abuse other posters. Not just me. They are fake fans.
HAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSS."How ya feelin' there, Kontra?"
Indeed they were. Luckily I had enough 100 dollar bills to wipe them away.
Back in the day my fiancé and I popped into the local courthouse to learn the details of getting a marriage license. Discovered we could get married right then and there...$34. In our shorts and tee shirts we got hitched on the spot.I’d rather be here ****ting on the clowns in the game day thread than have to go through that ceremony. I wanted to just go to the courthouse and have a big dinner somewhere nice for friends and family but I got overruled on that one. My money did help with the expenses though, of course.
You’re really pissing me the hell off with this info.Back in the day my fiancé and I popped into the local courthouse to learn the details of getting a marriage license. Discovered we could get married right then and there...$34. In our shorts and tee shirts we got hitched on the spot.
Court officer handed us a nice gift bag that included Tide and fabric softener ... I kid you not.
That night we had plans to go out to an elegant dinner at a fancy restaurant with a couple who was on vacation at a resort nearby. At dinner, I ordered Dom Perignon and announced that we got married earlier in the day. Our friends were so excited for us they picked up the tab.
Ceremony, festivities, soap.....$34
Saturday the 11th is my Birthday so I'll try and help you out with remembering your anniversary until I go all 2nd term Reagan.Can we stop saying such mean, vicious, and hurtful things to one another please?
A month earlier we had traveled to NYC for a friend’s wedding. His fiancé wanted a Plaza Hotel wedding. Groom dropped $225k to cover all costs.You’re really pissing me the hell off with this info.
How quickly did they get divorced after that?A month earlier we had traveled to NYC for a friend’s wedding. His fiancé wanted a Plaza Hotel wedding. Groom dropped $225k to cover all costs.
Sleeping in our Plaza hotel room after the gala, one of 50 paid for by the groom, we decided to keep it simple and elope.
They just don’t know who your dad is yet broThat Bruins 29 poster and Venocol dude consistently abuse other posters. Not just me. They are fake fans.
Sniff...sniff...i'm all teary-eyed...you are the last of the true Romantics...Back in the day my fiancé and I popped into the local courthouse to learn the details of getting a marriage license. Discovered we could get married right then and there...$34. In our shorts and tee shirts we got hitched on the spot.
Court officer handed us a nice parting gift bag that included Tide and fabric softener ... I kid you not.
That night we had plans to go out to an elegant dinner at a fancy restaurant with a couple who were on vacation at a nearby resort. At dinner, I ordered Dom Perignon and announced that we got married earlier in the day. Our friends were so excited for us they picked up the tab.
Ceremony, festivities, soap.....$34
Actual picture of @Tony2046 working at the Jiffy Lube this afternoon.
I knew you sounded like a billionaire old fart from Nebraska.Did you guys know that I’m actually Warren Buffett in real life?
It’s “Lugnuts2046” to his friends.Actual picture of @Tony2046 working at the Jiffy Lube this afternoon.
I’m not responsible for the inception of this inside joke, so this is the last time that I’m going to tease you about it. To be honest, I think it’s insensitive and douchey, particularly to anyone who is coming home from busting their ass at a blue collar job. I probably couldn’t even change a tire without messing something up.Damn. I'm busted.
Be careful working in that office, carpal tunnel is real and dim light is a *****!I’m not responsible for the inception of this inside joke, so this is the last time that I’m going to tease you about it. To be honest, I think it’s insensitive and douchey, particularly to anyone who is coming home from busting their ass at a blue collar job. I probably couldn’t even change a tire without messing something up.
But, here you threw us a big, slow, softball and I just couldn’t help but swing.