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OK, we all need to be tweeting the following players with reinforcement:

(1). Revis: "Stick to your guns, buddy. You truly ARE the best, and the team is trying to screw you, big time."

(2). Wilson: "Hey dude! Coach thinks you're doing a helluva job and just might start if that bozo Revis doesn't come to his senses. Don't you think you might be worth more than that paltry rookie deal?"

(3). Mangold: "Wow, it looks like you've been kicked to the curb, fella. Don't you think it's about time you made some REAL contract noise so you can be heard over this Revis nonsense? With the HBO cameras rolling, now is the time to get noticed!"

(4). Cromartie: "I am the lawyer representing LaTeisha Jones. We have a matter to discuss involving your time with her about nine months ago."

(5). Sanchez: "Hi Mark. Someone told me you walked into the room the other day and I didn't even notice. What's up with that?"


Finally, a use for freakin Twitter
 
I would love to see a mass spam of that just ot see the reactions and of course gotta go to Fatty Rexy

@fatty remember your D is much better without that primadonna Revis you can do it
 
is this page 200 of the now immortal JETS SUCK thread????
 
must ...get...to...200...pages...of....JETS SUCKERATION
 
THIS IS IT!!!!

JETS SORK...er..SAUCK...uh...SUKK???....SACK?...SERK??
 
So who is going to watch 'Hard Knocks' tonight ...

Otherwise known as 'Pull up to Rex's Bumper' show.
 
Allow me to lend a hand.
Yes the Jets DO truly and unequivocally categorically undeniably SUCK!:bricks:
 
200 pages and almost 2000 posts of Jets Suckeration...many valiant green homers have tried to stem the tidal wave but all have drowned in the attempt....Rex Ryan's Gut,Rexorcism,NyJetsfan, Mark ely/eli/ewhy or whatever THAT psychopath's real handle is...all lost at sea, awash in their own ocean of suck...the SUCKIAN OCEAN if you will...
 


From June 14th ....
 
Allow me to lend a hand.
Yes the Jets DO truly and unequivocally categorically undeniably SUCK!:bricks:

thanx...that's what I was searching for ....Jets SUCK)...I'll have it burned into my forehead, just like Jet fans do with their sub 90 IQ scores...
 
50 pages of jealousy made for a good read.

The Jets will walk to an AFC East title this year even without Revis. We're that much better.
 
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this is post 1994 only 6 less then Rex's weight
 


I have my preferences set to the board standard...obviously, mirroring your gluttonous head coach, YOU need far more posts per page to feed your ravenous suckage appetite...

anyway...post TWO THOUSAND coming up...put THAT in your 50 page complaint pipe and smoke it til you puke
 
50 pages of jealousy made for a good read.

The Jets will walk to an AFC East title this year even without Revis. We're that much better.
Oh there is so much to be jealous of the Jets about, isnt there.
How can Patriot fans be jealous of the Jets when even if you won the next 3 SBs and we won 10 games in those 3 years combined, your franchise would still trail ours?

You have Rexosis. The nagging annoying disease that makes you think pursuading people to believe you are better than you are is the definition of success/
 
heh...nice, D.I.

the Pats should have a laughbag day giveaway the next time the Jets play in N.E.
 
1999........
 
2000!!!!!!!!
 
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