The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

[AzorianPats]

I thought Amaro had bust written all over him, pre-draft. Good to see that he's starting things off on a great foot with the Jets.

I actually was a big fan of Amaro going into the draft, but now that he's wearing diarrhea green, he can eat poop....

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Vick is walking out of interviews now?

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Jets had a 3rd and 42 tonight...the suck is strong with this one

 

[IcyPatriot]

No truth to the rumor Rex was chewing on some toes watching
Garrapolo saying 2030 ... 2030 ...maybe I'll get my chance in 2030.

 

[PATSNUTme]

The Jets preseason dynasty continues.

 

[PATS16N0]

I hope they sweep their preseason games and then lose bad to Oakland week #1 haha

 

[Joker]

Even if X it is still Y...this is a mathematical equation drawn from set theory, wherein X is a subset of Y...thus, Jets= Y = Suck, then no matter what the value of subset X within the set Y, it ALWAYS equals SUCK.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Even if X it is still Y...this is a mathematical equation drawn from set theory, wherein X is a subset of Y...thus, Jets= Y = Suck, then no matter what the value of subset X within the set Y, it ALWAYS equals SUCK.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[Joker]

Watch Out Fidos Everywhere...He's BACCCCCCCCK!

 

[BritPat]

wE R gOiN 2 dA sUpErBoWl

 

[Uncle Rico]

Vick wearing # 1 ... now that is amusing.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

A random thought from my brother, who is also a Patriots fan:

Do the Jets suck so much that, if they reached the event horizon of a black hole, the black hole would get sucked in by the Jets?

 

[Tunescribe]

A random thought from my brother, who is also a Patriots fan:

Do the Jets suck so much that, if they reached the event horizon of a black hole, the black hole would get sucked in by the Jets?

The New Jersey Green Beans represent ultimate suckage. So I think the answer to your brother's question is, yes.

 

[Joker]

I woke up this morning and the first conscious thought I had was "God, the Jets really really suck..."..and right then, a brilliant beam of sunlight shone through my window and bathed me in a its warm glow....I felt wonderful....

 

[BTTA]

The Universe is once again in order and stabilized:

• The Jest Suck thread is on top
• Joker speaks in spiritual prose about the suckage

 

[Rob0729]

Big shocker. Dee Milliner had to be helped off the field today with an apparent ankle injury. Unable to put weight on it. Looks like Ras I Dowling is their starting CB as of right now.

According to Ian Rappaport, it is the dreaded high ankle sprain. Not a good injury for a CB. Could nag him all year especially since he is injury prone. But I guess it is better than a fracture that could have ended his season now.

Ian Rapoport ?@RapSheet 2m
#Jets believe CB Dee Milliner suffered a high-ankle sprain, per source. Out a few weeks. He thought it was broken, but tests show a sprain

 

[Rob0729]

Ok, now the Jets reached out to Asante Samuel. Even when he was still good, he was never a press man CB. He is strictly zone at this point and I wonder if he has anything left.

But they tried to lowball him and we know Asante isn't about lowball offers.

Jets reach out to Asante Samuel | ProFootballTalk

 

[Joker]

 

[BTTA]

It is literally possible that, right now, the Pats' sixth and seventh CB's could be better than the Jets 2nd.

 

[OhExaulted1]

Gang Green Pride Baby!