If you guys will excuse me, I have been watching Youtube "Empire State of Mind" parodies this weekend and predictably, am sick today... that commercial for NY state is driving me nuts... so without further ado...
Empire State of Disarray
Yeah Sid Luckman's out of
Brooklyn, we play out in Jersey
Make mucho dinero, but ain't been good forever
We're the new Tampa and
Now they won a Super Bowl
Someone's got to make it whole
Fill that Oh-fer-fourteen
hole
I used to cop an attitude,
now we got Tony Sparano --
Right up there with Broadway (Joe) --
take him back to that McDonalds,
Lost his Dolphins cash-box,
Rex was in the next seat,
"catch me in the film room, like,
new guy brings the pastries."
Cruisin' down to fourth place,
Off of what Rex is
Sinkin' so low
But
Tebow down in Texas
Prayin' for redemption
Cuz Denver hired Seyton
Now he lives on GangGreen,
And the Sanchize boys hatin'
Says what's up to Sanchize,
Still sippin' Mai Tais,
Sittin on the sidelines, we're on
the offensive side
'Fins returner ran out,
I could trip a referee,
Tell from my suckitude, that I'm most definitely from...
New York, constant bungles,
where greatness is made of
draft choices and June moves
Now you're in New York,
These deals will make you feel brand-new
Big hype will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
Os and Xs, OG pull
in the runnin' game
Sanchize made Shonn Greene more famous
Than ESPN can
Super bowl, I bleed blue
But I ain't no Giant fan
But I got a GangGreen
Pats-hatin' clique, man
Welcome to the melting pot,
Where we are a first-place lock,
After a bam or two ****,
Hopes of the fans flop,
Blame the coaches, blame the players,
Blame the refs, blame the Pats
For football fans it aint for, we act
Like we don't know how to act
Eight million ways to suck,
Toes included, naked
City, it's a pity,
Jets will never make it
Me I got an issue,
Special Ed since third grade,
If Jersey's playin' at home,
Playin' til' hopes fade,
Three place back, yo,
First place money,
Labor day first place,
JEST in peace,
I got my salary
Statue of Liberty
Long live the Tebow trade
Long live the summer Ring,
I'm from the Empire State that's
New York, constant bungles,
where greatness is made of
draft choices and June moves
Now you're in New York,
These deals make you feel brand-new
Big hype will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
Lights is blinding,
Staff needs blinders,
So they can trip out of bounds quick,
The sidelines is
lined with casualties,
It slips away casually,
They gradually became worse,
Stink it up Thanksgiving Eve
Now Tebow's in the out crowd,
Now it's Pats style,
John Connor gets cold,
try to hold, but he fall out
Cite of sin, it's a pity you can't win
Good money after bad,
This team is filled with them
Rookie took a bus trip,
Think he's going to bust out,
Everybody jump him,
Just like a jumped route,
"Hail Mary" - every Sunday it's another
And Tebow can't save you,
Winning starts with you brother,
Came here out of school,
Graduated to the cellar
Bad players, foot fetishists,
Amateur goodfellas,
ESPN got you feelin' like a champion,
But it's another losin' streak,
Pesci can't go to bat for them
New York, constant bungles,
where greatness is made of
draft choices and June moves
Now you're in New York,
These deals make you feel brand-new
Big hype will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York
