The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[Rob0729]

I guess no one on this board is a personal trainer or nutritionist or you would know that high caloric, fatty, processed food is the best and easiest way to gain lean muscle. I bet you idiots who are trying to build muscle mass are doing it stupidly by eating broiled chicken breasts without the skin rather than going with a nice healthy Big Mac and a large fries like Joe McKnight does.

 

[Joker]

I guess no one on this board is a personal trainer or nutritionist or you would know that high caloric, fatty, processed food is the best and easiest way to gain lean muscle. I bet you idiots who are trying to build muscle mass are doing it stupidly by eating broiled chicken breasts without the skin rather than going with a nice healthy Big Mac and a large fries like Joe McKnight does.

hah hah...you're just joking...I can tell...heh heh...uh...hey...you ARE joking, right?...if you're not I just wasted the better partof the past year eating whole wheat bread and growing gills...

 

[Tunescribe]

It's possible that McKnight and McDonald's are working on an endorsement deal since, you know, they're both of Scottish derivation:

"Aye, lads and lassies! Micky D's is my training table!"

 

[BradyFTW!]

I guess no one on this board is a personal trainer or nutritionist or you would know that high caloric, fatty, processed food is the best and easiest way to gain lean muscle. I bet you idiots who are trying to build muscle mass are doing it stupidly by eating broiled chicken breasts without the skin rather than going with a nice healthy Big Mac and a large fries like Joe McKnight does.

This is the problem with message boards. If I wasn't familiar enough with Rob's posting history to know that he's an intelligent guy, I would have no idea if he was being sarcastic or serious. There isn't a single viewpoint that's too absurd for someone to argue it online with absolute, genuine conviction.

 

[Tunescribe]

This is the problem with message boards. If I wasn't familiar enough with Rob's posting history to know that he's an intelligent guy, I would have no idea if he was being sarcastic or serious. There isn't a single viewpoint that's too absurd for someone to argue it online with absolute, genuine conviction.

The Jets boards prove that daily.

 

[Raymond]

This is the problem with message boards. If I wasn't familiar enough with Rob's posting history to know that he's an intelligent guy, I would have no idea if he was being sarcastic or serious. There isn't a single viewpoint that's too absurd for someone to argue it online with absolute, genuine conviction.

Well, considering there is a website out there devoted to believers that the Earth is actually flat, I suppose not.

 

[Rusty Coupe]

We suck

 

[cmasspatsfan]

Well, considering there is a website out there devoted to believers that the Earth is actually flat, I suppose not.

haha, I thought you were joking



Flat Earth General

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

jets ******* blow

 

[NinjaZX6R]

My fav Jet...

 

[JohninLynn]

Tim Tebow allegedly demands that risque Twitter pic be taken down

Link:
Tim Tebow allegedly demands that risque Twitter pic be taken down | Off the Bench


Tim thought that those pics were harassing
Posted of him and chicks with skin flashing
Had’em removed to save face
But too bad he can’t erase
All that footage of his crappy passing

 

[goheels22002]

Well, considering there is a website out there devoted to believers that the Earth is actually flat, I suppose not.

If you think one website devoted to the belief that the Earth is flat is bad, how about two websites devoted to fans who think the Jets can actually compete in the AFC East?!?

 

[Tunescribe]

If you think one website devoted to the belief that the Earth is flat is bad, how about two websites devoted to fans who think the Jets can actually compete in the AFC East?!?

Christopher Columbus definitely would've been a Patriots fan.

 

[Joker]

yeah..and Ponce "Pounds" DeLeon Ryanocerous would still be looking for the "Fountain Of Ice Cream Sundaes"...

 

[Tunescribe]

yeah..and Ponce "Pounds" DeLeon Ryanocerous would still be looking for the "Fountain Of Ice Cream Sundaes"...

His new mecca is the chocolate fondu fountain at Golden Corral. You're supposed to stick things into it like marshmallows on a stick. Wrecks walked up and stuck his tongue into it, then couldn't understand why management kicked him out. He came back an hour later dressed in drag.

 

[Ron Sellers]

Twitter / garymyersNYDN: Tebow picked off by Bart S

Tebow picked off by Bart Scott and Yeremiah Bell about 2 minutes apart in OTAs. Sanchez lengthening lead in Jets QB derby.​

And a response:

on the bright side, tebow is getting accurate enough that defenders can get their hands on his passes.​

Of course this will probably be somehow spun by Jets fans as a sign of how great their defense is, and will be this season.

 

[Salva135]

I wish I could say "Caption this!" but I think it's already been won... other entries are welcome, though...

 

[Tunescribe]

Lightning reportedly forced the Green Beans practice indoors today. Looks like God already is mad over his boy being declared a backup to Li'l Marky.

 

[Joker]

yes...you know...I KNOW you know...who sucks...Jets suck...simplicity ascribing the entire complex vortex of Jet degeneration...

meanwhile, in Florham Park, NJ this afternoon, Sanchez ,Tebow, Santonio, Tony Sparano, Mike Westhof and Cromartie were arrested on suspicion of running a dope ring after officers spotted the six men huddled in a circle...

 

[Rusty Coupe]

SOJ
Browns vs Jets, Jan. 3, 1987 last 4min of regulation - YouTube