Riley McCarron is one Option to Replace Amendola in the Slot in 2018

[NormZauchin]

Look at those videos! I will have some tough decisions to make,

I had a hard time making a favorable assessment. The Iowa uniforms are too Steeler-like.

 

[holyredeemer]

How many slot receivers does Bill usually carry? Wouldn’t that be the only guys he has to compete with?

 

[Kontradiction]

ROLLIE MCPHERON?

 

[TomPatriot]

T. J. Moe is a lock.

Deadly.

 

[SammyBlueCat]

I had a hard time making a favorable assessment. The Iowa uniforms are too Steeler-like.

But look at how quick he is!!!

 

[maineman209]

With the exception of Edelman and Cooks (except in the unlikely event that he's traded), and possibly Patterson, pretty much every WR on the roster right now is competing for a spot.

 

[fnordcircle]

Finally, someone who can bravely carry on the proud legacy of Bam Childress, Sean Morey, Austin Carr and like a billion other small slot guys.

 

[NormZauchin]

Finally, someone who can bravely carry on the proud legacy of Bam Childress, Sean Morey, Austin Carr and like a billion other small slot guys.

Ah, Sean Morey, seventh round draft pick of the Pats in 1999. Got a ten year NFL career and a Super Bowl ring (with Pittsburgh) with 10 percent of the talent of the average JAG. Hard work personified.

 

[Tunescribe]

RILEY MCCARRON

His sister is Riley Reid:

 

[fnordcircle]

His sister is Riley Reid:

I'd like to ask her father permission to court her and then take her maidenhead on our wedding night.

 

[Adam Seward]

His sister is Riley Reid:

Alas m’lady, we meet again.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'd like to ask her father permission to court her and then take her maidenhead on our wedding night.

Er, I think her maidenhead said adios quite some time ago.

 

[fnordcircle]

Er, I think her maidenhead said adios quite some time ago.

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Watch your mouth. That's my future ex-wife you're talking about, pal!

 

[maust]

Watch your mouth. That's my future ex-wife you're talking about, pal!

Your reputation as a trailblazing nonconformist would take a big hit, you'd literally be going where legions have already been.

 

[fnordcircle]

Your reputation as a trailblazing nonconformist would take a big hit, you'd literally be going where legions have already been.

Sometimes I eat at McDonald's.

We would just have her do one of those prayer sessions where she regains her virginity.

 

[maust]

Sometimes I eat at McDonald's.

We would just have her do one of those prayer sessions where she regains her virginity.

"Prayer session" is an interesting euphemism for a ceremony whose desired outcome would require more human sacrifice to the Gods than it would take to make both the Brownies and the Jete respectable. But hey, it's good to have goals.

 

[fnordcircle]

I like that some of you think you had to mansplain to me that she's a porn star.

I'm a divorced 40 something male, at this point I can recognize porn actresses via only a close-up of their balloon knot.

 

[Brick27]

Clown article. He won’t dont jack shat

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm a divorced 40 something male, at this point I can recognize porn actresses via only a close-up of their balloon knot.

Balloon knot?

 

[maust]

Balloon knot?

Someone needs to either get out more or spend as much time home alone as fnord apparently does