Phrases no football writer should ever use

[Wordsmyth]

That's so Shaughnessy.

On Twitter, I trolled Trollin Volin and Danny Boy. Good times.

 

[buile]

Oxymoron.....moron. Both very fitting

Wait, isn't Irsay the oxy-moron, or was he just alcohol?

 

[buile]

He's a downhill runner.

Goodell heard that, and got all hell bent on ensuring a "level" playing field....

 

[Gronkowski123]

" physical football/physical team " so stupid and overused.
doesnt make any sense. football is a contact game. everyone is " physical "

 

[Gronkowski123]

"Need to run to win".
"Need to run to establish the pass."

cant win without having balance.

the classic takes you hear on TV

 

[Fencer]

Oops, he did it again!

The Pats made Jacksonville one-dimensional, limiting their rushing attack to a pedestrian 2.8 yards-per-carry.

http://www.patsfans.com/patriots/bl...rd-new-england-throttles-out-matched-jaguars/

 

[Mountain_Commando]

"Galvanized the team..." What, the team is rust-proof now?

Sorry to play vocab police, but 'to galvanize' also means 'to spur or motivate into action'.

 

[Mountain_Commando]

"10 things I think I think"

 

[PatsFanSince74]

"the journalist Chris Mortensen"

 

[WinstonSmith]

And announcers should stop saying "the National Football League."

"You can't do that and expect to succeed in the National Football League." Just say NFL, or even better, just stop talking. Such a blowhard thing to say, and they use it all the time.

Just a hunch but I think that, "Look at that little monkey go", would be a mistake.

 

[aluminum seats]

Just a hunch but I think that, "Look at that little monkey go", would be a mistake.

Got that right...I wonder how many people know that reference?

 

[TommyD4207]

Just a hunch but I think that, "Look at that little monkey go", would be a mistake.

That would require a seance or something.

 

[Observer]

Punch them in the mouth

 

[Observer]

Tom Brady is not a top 5 quarterback

 

[The Gr8est]

"I was thinking in my head....."

Thanks for clearing that up, I suspected your left elbow was in charge.

 

[meatface]

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