I know we're starting to sound like a broken record. To me, Patrick Chung sounds like several.
Patrick Chung never got that phrase, by the way. To him, someone who mindlessly repeats himself in a zombie-like daze sounds like a broken receiver.
Patrick Chung will still be able to pick up analog signals on an antenna TV. Analog to digital conversion is just a species of scrambling, and scrambling has no effect on Patrick Chung.
Patrick Chung can play a betamax tape on a vhs deck.
The lines on the football field have now changed in significance to a big thermometer of pain, increasing as you approach the goal line, because, well, Patrick Chung.
When Patrick Chung wants an extra hour of sleep, he just runs really hard for 10 minutes to back up the rotation of the earth then goes back to bed.
Not that Patrick Chung needs sleep, mind you.
Patrick Chung has muscles in places you don't have places.
If you shoot Patrick Chung the bullets don't bounce off him. He intercepts them.
If you run far enough to get away from Patrick Chung, you eventually will circle the world and meet... Patrick Chung.
Except that he'd catch you first.
But if you ran fast enough to get away from Patrick Chung... you'd go back in time and get hit before you left.
The NFLPA has already started raising money for disability pensions resulting from Patrick Chung.
I am Shiva, destroyer of worlds, and I have become Patrick Chung
--Robert Oppenheimer, quoting the Baghavad Gita
The seeds of any system's destruction are inherent in Patrick Chung
--Karl Marx
Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two equals four. Unless Patrick Chung says it's five.
--George Orwell
When Patrick Chung was exposed to gamma radiation in a laboratory, nothing out of the ordinary happened.
Patrick Chung got bit by a radioactive spider. The spider was imbued with the proportionate strength and agility of Patrick Chung.
When the planet Krypton exploded, alien scientist Jor-El put his baby Kal-el in an escape ship and rocketed him toward Earth. Patrick Chung just hitched.
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