Patrick Chungisms

[Lloyd_Christmas]

The last time Patrick Chung went to the movies, they flashed a subliminal advertisement in the preshow. After taking a leak, getting popcorn and soda, and returning to his seat, he did get a little bored waiting for the advertisement to end.

The temperature QBs freeze at is 360 degrees Chung.

Patrick Chung always runs on a treadmill which he likes to call Earth.

Patrick Chung can take the square root of a negative number while calculating the last digit of pi.

Patrick Chung understands every word Ozzy Osbourne says.

 

[reflexblue]

The last time Patrick Chung went to the movies, they flashed a subliminal advertisement in the preshow. After taking a leak, getting popcorn and soda, and returning to his seat, he did get a little bored waiting for the advertisement to end.

The temperature QBs freeze at is 360 degrees Chung.

Patrick Chung always runs on a treadmill which he likes to call Earth.

Patrick Chung can take the square root of a negative number while calculating the last digit of pi.

Patrick Chung understands every word Ozzy Osbourne says.

Understand OZZY now that is impressive, but what about Kieth Richards?

 

[luisrha]

Patrick Chung knows the name of the Janitor from "Scrubs".

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

Patrick Chung knows the name of the Janitor from "Scrubs".

ha i love scrubs. it sucks they arent making anymore episodes .


When Patrick Chung became President they changed the name of Airforce One to Chung one!!

 

[ALP]

The last time Patrick Chung went to the movies, they flashed a subliminal advertisement in the preshow. After taking a leak, getting popcorn and soda, and returning to his seat, he did get a little bored waiting for the advertisement to end.

The temperature QBs freeze at is 360 degrees Chung.

Patrick Chung always runs on a treadmill which he likes to call Earth.

Patrick Chung can take the square root of a negative number while calculating the last digit of pi.

Patrick Chung understands every word Ozzy Osbourne says.

its 8 in the morn...but i don get the first one...

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

its 8 in the morn...but i don get the first one...

A subliminal advertisement lasts only for a fraction of a second and really isn't even recongnized by the concious mind. The idea is that the subconscious does see it and may cause you to take some action.

Example: Putting up a picture of a sweating coke every 10 minutes during the movie to get you to go buy something from the concession stand. You don't even realize they are putting the picture up there several times during the movie because it is there for only a microsecond, but boy are you suddenly thirsty.

The joke was that Chung is so fast that he actually saw the subliminal advertisement and had time to take a leak, get a soda and popcorn, and return to his seat... and STILL got a little bored waiting for it to end.

 

[VJCPatriot]

There's Defcon 1, Defcon 2, and oh crap, here comes Patrick Chung!

Patrick Chung is a registered weapon.

If Patrick Chung had been born a Spartan, the 300 would have won!

Patrick Chung is so deadly his stare has been known to kill. Quick hide, he's looking this way!

 

[A.C Vegas]

Patrick Chung has 4 kids with 8 women cause no one women is strong enoughto carry his offspring

 

[PatsFanInVa]

No woman sleeps with Patrick Chung and lives.

 

[Frezo]

If Patrick Chung were place in cryogenic suspension, encased in concrete and lowered to the bottom of the ocean, he'd still be faster than Ron Brace.

 

[A.C Vegas]

Superman moved on to another planet once he saw Patrick Chung he knew he was no longer needed.
Patrick Chung can out run the batmobile
Patrick Chung is only thing stronger than diamonds
The NHL lockout was so Patrick Chung would play football instead

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The Patrick Chung pick was a little bit of a flyer. He cannot be captured on film.

Patrick Chung can still get credit.

The large bank "stress tests" the government just got done with consisted of one question: Could you pay the future endorsement deals for Patrick Chung?

Patrick Chung doesn't jump routes. He bends the space-time around them until he's where he wants to be.

Don't be surprised if Chung's jersey appears a little off-color at times. You have to account for blue-shift or red-shift.

Chad Jackson washed out early so he wouldn't have to practice against Patrick Chung.

Rookie hazing of Patrick Chung will consist of giving a roll of duct tape to Chung, pointing to the goal post, and running.

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

If Patrick Chung had been born a Spartan, the 300 would have won!

... why would there be the other 299 again? moral support?

How about just Patrick Chung and 299 NFL cheerleaders?

 

[Dragda]

Patrick Chung doesn't need TIVO to pause or rewind live TV. He just tells it to stop or go back.

Patrick Chung doesn't do push-ups. Every time he tries the earth retracts from beneath him.

Patrick Chung doesn't single out albinos. When he confronts people, all the pigments gets scared out of them.

Once Chung was through with college, Favre retired for good.

Mike Vick was training those dogs to protect him from Patrick Chung.

Patrick Chung doesn't need a heater or blower in his spa. He just farts.

okay, some are better than others.

 

[Dragda]

When you make Bruce Banner angry, he transforms into the Incredible Hulk. When you make the Incredible Hulk angry, he transforms into Patrick Chung.

 

[A.C Vegas]

Scientists are considering renameing the speed of light to the speed of Chung
Patrick Chung can blind side the QB facing the QB cause he is faster then the speed of sound

 

[DarrylS]

BB decided that after Tyrone McKenzie went down there was no need to find another inside LB as Patrick can play two positions at once...

 

[VJCPatriot]

... why would there be the other 299 again? moral support?

How about just Patrick Chung and 299 NFL cheerleaders?

Well somebody had to be witnesses to the slaughter of the Persians.

Patrick Chung doesn't blink, EVER.

The reason that dueling to the death is outlawed is Patrick Chung.

Brett Favre decided to stay retired once he learned that Patrick Chung was joining the NFL.

Patrick Chung once impregnated a dozen women just by looking at them.

When Patrick Chung speaks, people quiver in fear. When Patrick Chung growls, people piss their pants!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Why Pacman Jones got pissed: Went to a strip club, stuffed some 20s into a stripper's undies. Then she stuffed them in Patrick Chung's.

Patrick Chung assimilates the Borg.

More philosophy: Does Patrick Chung make good plays, or are plays good because Patrick Chung makes them?

A fine layer of iridium in the Earth's crust tells scientists that a very large asteroid hit us some 65 million years ago. A fine layer of Pac 10/NFL wide receiver remains will be used to date Patrick Chung.

Patrick Chung and one other contestant were left on The Apprentice. The other guy said "I'm fired."

They asked Patrick Chung on Survivor, but he told them he's out there on an island all the time... and anybody that comes on his island with him doesn't make it off.

Patrick Chung made Gibbs on NCIS apologize.

Patrick Chung made Spock lie.

A cone in spacetime can be graphed from any given point, extending one unit equivalent to 186,000 miles on the Y axis for one unit equivalent to one second on the X and Z axes. Areas outside the cone on this graph are forever "elsewhere." Unless you're Patrick Chung.

(ps whoever did the Banner/Hulk/Chung one.... I wish I thought of that...)

 

[maverick4]

Patrick Chung made Spock lie.

The new Star Trek story wasn't due to a supernova but rather a Patrick Chung hit.