Here's one of his better ones I can remember (excerpts). This was during Brady's suspension. The guy knows how to write with some wit. All they do is win — and annoy: Bill Belichick and Patriots don’t miss a beat without Tom Brady - NY Daily News The only thing more irritating than watching Jimmy Garoppolo win his first NFL start Sunday night would be to learn that he, too, is dating a Brazilian supermodel. The Patriots officially have the two most annoyingly handsome quarterbacks in the NFL, which is more reason for fans beyond the New England borders to despise them. The Evil Empire learned that life without Tom Brady, for one night at least, isn't very different at all after a "stunning" 23-21 win over the Cardinals in primetime. --- While the suspended Brady tossed footballs to Gisele — we should all be so lucky to be quarantined like that — Garoppolo showed everyone that his two-year apprenticeship with the future Hall of Famer didn't go to waste. Jimmy G was supposed to look like Kenny G without his top offensive weapon (Rob Gronkowski) before disappointing his critics. He showed poise and smarts to rally New England to victory in what should have been its toughest test in a month without Brady, who is somewhere peeling off NFL logos, posting goofy mock headlines on his Facebook page and plotting revenge upon his return from his four-game DeflateGate suspension. (Two Super Bowls have been played since the "scandal," by the way. It's a wonder why Roger Goodell hasn't thrown the book at 61-year-old Lester Hayes yet for using Stickum in the '70s).