OT: Welcome to ALCROtraz

[Joker]

ALCROtraz?...that's great...now I know where to send the five hundred pounds of steaming crow when that mutt runs for the sideline on running plays.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

ALCROtraz?...that's great...now I know where to send the five hundred pounds of steaming crow when that mutt runs for the sideline on running plays.

After a few of those, methinks some JEST fans will be looking for some AlCRO Seltzer.

 

[Joker]

heh...now THAT is some damn fine work, CT...

 

[Tunescribe]

Actually, I can already tell the type of fan you are so I'll hit the ignore button on ya. Thanks for the warm welcome.

Being ignored by you is a great honor I shall not soon forget! But just for the record, I'm an excellent fan. Very well-behaved at games, even at the Meadowlands where subhuman displays of severe suckitude are commonplace.

 

[Joker]

even money that the first JEST fan sign of the season says ALCORtraz...any takers?

 

[efin98]

After a few of those, methinks some JEST fans will be looking for some AlCRO Seltzer.

Not too soon behind is them reaching for AlcroHol

 

[captain insano]

[standard cutdown about Cromartie having a lot of illegitimate children]

if the shoe fits

 

[AzPatsFan]

What no props for this? Come on guys, that's funny

I think so too.

 

[NYJetsfan]

Revis shut down nearly ever number one receiver last year. It was his break out year. No matter how bad you think Cromartie is, there's one thing I'm certain of. He'll be tested like never before this season. It didn't work out for Strickland. It didn't work out for Law. Good look AlCrotraz, it won't be easy. q

 

[Calciumee]

Revis shut down nearly ever number one receiver last year. It was his break out year. No matter how bad you think Cromartie is, there's one thing I'm certain of. He'll be tested like never before this season. It didn't work out for Strickland. It didn't work out for Law. Good look AlCrotraz, it won't be easy. q

And I have a feeling that it won't work well for him!

 

[Tunescribe]

And I have a feeling that it won't work well for him!

Everyone will just run the ball to his side of the field. Just as good as a short-passing game. Case closed.

 

[RussFrancis]

They'll be calling him locked up if he keeps skipping all those child support payments. Slacker.