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OT: Rex Ryan foot fetish? (merged many times)

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"The raunchy Alt.com profile purported to be that of Ryan and his wife also shows that they are interested in threesomes and "nipple torture." The profile is rife with other explicit sex acts and positions the couple is allegedly interested in."

My wife's response: "How many positions could he possibly get in?"
 
RR may be a bit odd. And quite stupid for putting it on the web, but it was between consenting adults.

You're right of course but it is embarrassing to both the Jests and the No Fun League. And all I can say is --"Thank you Santa. This may be the best gift I've ever gotten."
 
All this foot fetish talk and people don't think he was the person that orchestrated trip gate? I dunnnnnoooooo
 
You're right of course but it is embarrassing to both the Jests and the No Fun League. And all I can say is --"Thank you Santa. This may be the best gift I've ever gotten."

Lots of things done by players and coaches embarrass the league. Things even more embarrassing than this that did not invoke league action...

1. Cromartie not knowing the names of his children
2. The TOOCHO show.
3. The Vikings trading a pick for a player and cutting him two weeks later
4. Vern Gholston being drafted 6th overall
5. Wade Phillips entire coaching career.
6. The Vikings building a dome out of plastic that can't handle snow
7. Both of Randy Mosses press conferences
8. The Lions 2008 season.
 
Re: Rex Ryan Foot Fetish Videos & More (merged many times)


Based on that, I'd conjecture:


  • It's mainly his idea. She's doing it in no small part to please him, even if she enjoys it too. (I get that from her claimed lack of experience.)
  • While it says he's a dom and she's a submissive, actually he's a switch. (Some of the fetishes on that long list are more commonly found among male submissives.) Note: Some male submissives claim to be or convince themselves that they are doms because it's a lot easier to find a BDSM partner that way.
 
"The raunchy Alt.com profile purported to be that of Ryan and his wife also shows that they are interested in threesomes and "nipple torture." The profile is rife with other explicit sex acts and positions the couple is allegedly interested in."

My wife's response: "How many positions could he possibly get in?"

Hehe. That's pretty clever, actually.
 
 
Lots of things done by players and coaches embarrass the league. Things even more embarrassing than this that did not invoke league action...

1. Cromartie not knowing the names of his children
2. The TOOCHO show.
3. The Vikings trading a pick for a player and cutting him two weeks later
4. Vern Gholston being drafted 6th overall
5. Wade Phillips entire coaching career.
6. The Vikings building a dome out of plastic that can't handle snow
7. Both of Randy Mosses press conferences
8. The Lions 2008 season.

That's so true. And still, I can almost guaranty that there was a long phone conference at some point during the day between The Jets, the Bears, the NFL, and CBS executives about what would be absolutely off limits for the Sunday broadcast. As in - no live video of ribald signs, no snide color commentary, and so forth.

And yet. . . .

I saw where Mr. Kraft was recently credited with commenting on how the NFL is the best reality television series going. So dead-on, which is why I disagree with one of the comments about this was an embarrassment to the NFL. Yes - in one sense, that's true; but in a very real way, the NFL relies on this drama. They need national stories to overcome soft markets, particularly during this stage in the season, where two-thirds of the league are playing for pride and draft position. Even the embarrassing national stories are most welcome. It's a paradox. But, in the quiet confines of Roger Goodell's office, if you think he isn't privately thankful for the drama, you'd be wrong.
 
That's so true. And still, I can almost guaranty that there was a long phone conference at some point during the day between The Jets, the Bears, the NFL, and CBS executives about what would be absolutely off limits for the Sunday broadcast. As in - no live video of ribald signs...
I know in the 1980s, fans could bring signs into that stadium. Are they still allowed?

Surely, we don't see a ton of signs these days.
 
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That's so true. And still, I can almost guaranty that there was a long phone conference at some point during the day between The Jets, the Bears, the NFL, and CBS executives about what would be absolutely off limits for the Sunday broadcast. As in - no live video of ribald signs, no snide color commentary, and so forth.

I think, out of sensitivity to this private issue, CBS should refrain from using the word "foot" or "ball" when covering the Jets for the rest of the season.

Yes, it will be challenging for the broadcasters, but I think all viewers would appreciate it if CBS would refrain from evoking the images associated with those two words and Rex Ryan.
 
The question is - will this go full blown scandal with former swinger partners coming out of the woodwork to discuss all things Oedipus Rex
 
I think, out of sensitivity to this private issue, CBS should refrain from using the word "foot" or "ball" when covering the Jets for the rest of the season.

Yes, it will be challenging for the broadcasters, but I think all viewers would appreciate it if CBS would refrain from evoking the images associated with those two words and Rex Ryan.



Yes. So, for Sunday's game it will be exclusively referred to as a "pigskin," and CBS marketing has already pulled its stock of 1980's "other white meat" spots, and has resold them to the pork industry.

Also, third down and twelve inches will, this Sunday, be referred to ONLY as "third down and twelve inches."

Other phrases to avoid:

"Rex Ryan is considering what to do with that last foot."
"Rex Ryan was concerned with Mark Snachez's footwork."
"Rex Ryan wants the Jets to stay on their toes."


Plenty more to follow. . .
 
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First reaction is, so what, he's a foot-fetishist, swinger, voyeur. More power to him.

Second reaction is, she doesn't have pretty feet, and this would be great to needle Jets' fans with, since they are so fond of Brady with goat and Bieber references.

Third thought is imagine being a swinger and showing up at Rex's house expecting a 180 pound man.

Its them the woman is wearing a green shirt and the car as well Hi Rex:eat1:
FEET FEET GOTTA EAT FEET !!!!!!
 

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Not quite the adjective I was thinking about to describe the man.

Well, that's been used as an ironic pejorative for him for quite some time (I mean, LOOK at him ), but now takes on a whole new level of humorous irony with this new stuff.
 
Do you think that Rex ordered Sal Alosi to trip that opposing player with his knee and not his foot, so as not to damge his foot? This is all piecing together nicely!
 
Can someone get Rex's head on this


 
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