God, ESPN is going to be all over this like ****ing hyenas. They're probably falling all over themselves right now in a frantic dash to start a TV controversy in Seattle over someone's mom.
Journalism is a super scummy profession. American culture would be 100 times improved if everyone collectively despised journalists, and journalists were too embarrassed to tell people what they do for a living at dinner parties.
Basically journalists should be seen on the same level as pornographers and drug dealers, and women should gasp in horror and disgust anytime anyone ever admits to being one.