What? And spoil your chance to sit with the REAl fans?! Not a chance!!
It's really no different than a regular seat except that you usually get a free parking pass that lets you park about 100 feet away from the private entrance to the elevators. Once inside you grab some free warm popcorn and a cold water to wait to go up. Once upstairs you find your suite. The Boston Globe's is one of the nicest as it's a double wide as compared to the Herald's, WCVB TV's (which shares theirs with NStar) and Gatehouse Media's (which is the second from the last nearest the end zone, right next to Belichick's private suite so you do get to ogle his big breasted MILF all game long). As it's twice as big as most, the Globe's has two private granite and imported marble bathrooms, two hot attendants to fetch you drinks, wine, imported and domestic beer, and clear your dirty dishes of Legal Seafood Chowder, chicken wings, ribs, pulled pork, tacos, nachos and guac, burgers, sausages, hamburgers and dogs, lobster rolls, tossed salad or antipasto and monster chocolate chip cookies, brownies, and hot fudge sundaes. The ten flat screen tvs let you keep up on the action of other games around the league and network replays of the Pat's game. The wall of windows open wide at game time but the overhead heater blast down so you stay pretty comfy in 20 degree weather even in the cushy wide leather seats. Did I mention it's on the 50 yard line directly opposite Kraft's, yet one level lower? And the private exit to route 1 with the friendly officers who stop traffic to let you exit is a nice touch after the game. The 10 minute wait to get out can be a drag sometimes, but it's not like it cost you anything all day but a little gas money so who am I to complain? Other than that, it's the exact same experience as a regular seat.
My next game will be the Jets who should be 1-5 by the time they roll in Foxboro. Bet it will be a boring game, but I'm looking forward to see that Tebow kid starting at QB.
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