Commercial drinking game:
Drink every time there is a car commercial
Drink every time there is a jewelry commercial
Drink every time there is a Star Wars commercial
Drink twice for every car commercial related to the holidays
Drink twice for every jewelry commercial related to the holidays
Take a shot for every car commercial with a Star Wars theme
Take a shot for every jewerly commercial with a Star Wars theme
Break the entire ****ing bottle of tequila on the bar and snort the tequila off the ground for every commercial in which a man is driving a car, to the sound of the Star Wars theme song, and then proposes to his girlfriend with an R2-D2 ring.