Dingleberry
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Because it's off-season. Because free agency has died down. Because the draft is still some time in the future.
Give us your best effort at a NFL-themed limerick. You all know the most famous one (There once was a man from Nantucket) which I inspired
Here's my first two...based on our two most popular targets.
There once was a fat man named Rex
Whose team has a 40 year hex.
How'd he get so humongous
Eating cheese, jam, and fungus
While quenching his lust for foot sex?
There's a QB with a giant forehead
A hillbilly who looks quite inbred.
It will be a such a shame
That he'll play his last game
Still desperate for post season cred.
Give us your best effort at a NFL-themed limerick. You all know the most famous one (There once was a man from Nantucket) which I inspired
Here's my first two...based on our two most popular targets.
There once was a fat man named Rex
Whose team has a 40 year hex.
How'd he get so humongous
Eating cheese, jam, and fungus
While quenching his lust for foot sex?
There's a QB with a giant forehead
A hillbilly who looks quite inbred.
It will be a such a shame
That he'll play his last game
Still desperate for post season cred.