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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.There once was a safety named Chung.
We dumped him because he was dung.
Then when he got old,
He came back in the fold.
Most of the fans felt quite stung.
a hyaku:
Snow plow, Chicago Bears,
watch Stingly paralyzed;
Old highlights realy sad
C'mon, this was fun... there's gotta be more out there....
Bob Irsay, who owns Indy's Colts
Is one of the world's greatest dolts.
His twitter tirades
And his drug escapades
Are repulsive to most other folks.
Broadway Joe never really took issue
With fur coats or "guarantees" that diss you.
So woefully floozy
When chattin' with Suzy
His legacy became 'I wanna kiss you'
There once was a QB named Romo
Who’d end every game with a no-no:
He’d first move the sticks
And then throw a pick-six.
Jones'd cry when he saw it in slo-mo.
When things don't turn out like we planned em,
Bill's off-season upgrades aren't random:
Watches game-film like porn,
Crunches numbers til morn,
Then hires whoever's named Brandon