The Awesome Stat That Shows Just How Great Sam Darnold Has Been Playing Since His Return
New York Jets rookie quarterback Sam Darnold has played extremely well over the past three weeks. In fact, he’s arguably been the best under center in the entire NFL during that span, according to Pro Football Focus.
The Pats' past 3 weeks were against the Rams, the Chiefs, and the Chargers.
What were Sam Ladyhands' stats those 3 weeks?
Oh that's right. Not only did you conveniently knock out the game that didn't fit, you lied up-front talking about the "past 3 weeks."
Jetefan, you don't even
get to the part of the season we judge by.
Elsewhere on these pages, I've just noted that ONCE since the turn of the century, Patriots fans have had to wait for three years between Super Bowls. We've been to 4 of the last 5, and we've won 3 of the last 5. Not to mention 3 out of 4 at the beginning of the dynasty.
How many have the JETE gone to?
I've watched sad, delusional JETE fans spin weird yarns about how Brady was lucky, just cheated, only reflected Belichick's coaching, etc. Meanwhile I've watched the JETE fan commissioner confiscate draft picks by the handful in a vain attempt to stop the Patriots off the field.
But most of all these past 2 decades, I've watched JETE fans produce delusions of adequacy by indulging in delusions of grandeur about their new toys procured in high pick after high pick in the NFL* draft.
Chad Pennington was "Better than Brady." 18th pick overall in the draft.
0 rings. That one was especially funny to watch, JETE fans babbling about how much better Chad "really" was, despite his lack of results. Emblematic about what "real" means to JETE fans.
In 2008, Brett Favre was going to slide sideways out of retirement and get the JETE a super bowl ring in the process, to listen to JETE fans at the time (and then end his career in Jersey.)
Brett Favre:
o rings (with the JETE
)
Mark Sanchez, QB, USC: Fifth overall pick in the NFL* draft.
0 overall rings.
Next messiah up: Geno Smith. 39th overall pick.
0 overall rings.
While the JETE were experimenting with the walking dead corpse of Ryan Fitzpatrick, I kept seeing delusional JETE fans sing the praises of the last draft acquisition Bryce Petty. Seriously, what the hell is a Bryce Petty?
0 rings all the way around.
Now color me shocked;
Sam Darnold, QB, USC: Third overall pick in the NFL* draft.
0 overall rings.
And you and I both know that's how it'll stay. That's why you're making **** up about how he's had the best last 3 games in the league, despite us destroying him in the season finale.
Looking around for some cherry-picked stat to provide you false hope about your latest savior, who couldn't even stay on the field
with the JETE.
Are you joking?
This team, the Patriots, is a championship factory. We're still enjoying this year's ring, and looking forward to next year's.
Try to contain your fantasizing to the JETE suck thread. We've just been to 4 out of 5 SBs and won 3 out of 5 while you've been spewing out your pablum and excuses. Your team is not relevant except as a running joke. So we made you a whole thread commensurate to the JETE place in the cosmos, right next to that Washington Generals team that the Harlem Globetrotters always play. The difference is, the JETE were supposed to be a serious team.
Hasn't mattered for 50 years.
Loved seeing Namath at the trophy presentation though. That guy had 1 really good year there. Good to see him on the field at a SB again, sober enough not to try to slobber on any woman journalists for the camera. (A real student of the game, that Joe Willy)